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Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High

 

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Paranoid: Moderate

Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High

My low tolerance for arse***es.

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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

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ok good, someone else got a high on schizotypal so now I can post mine:

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

 

Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

 

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High Antisocial: High Borderline: Very High Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: High

 

LOL, literally everyone here is a narcissist.

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Very High Dependant: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 
  • Paranoid: Moderate
  • Schizoid: High
  • Schizotypal: High
  • Antisocial: Moderate
  • Borderline: Moderate
  • Histrionic: Low
  • Narcissistic: High
  • Avoidant: High
  • Dependent: Moderate
  • Obsessive-Compulsive: High
 

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: High
Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

Paranoid Personality | Low Schizoid Personality | Low Schizotypal Personality | Low Antisocial Personality | Moderate Borderline Personality | Moderate Histrionic Personality | High Narcissistic Personality | High Avoidant Personality | Moderate Dependent Personality | Low Obsessive-Compulsive Personality | High

Sounds about right

To infinity... and beyond!
 

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low

Cash and cash equivalents: $138,311 Financial instruments and other inventory positions owned: $448,166
 

Paranoid: High Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: High

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  • Paranoid: Very High
  • Schizoid: Very High
  • Schizotypal: High
  • Antisocial: Moderate
  • Borderline: Very High
  • Histrionic: Very High
  • Narcissistic: Very High
  • Avoidant: High
  • Dependent: Moderate
  • Obsessive-Compulsive: High

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Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 
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