Dumbest Task Your MD Had You Do

I and another intern decorated his office the other day and he liked it, so now he wants to decorate the rest of the office as well. Fun times... 

Touch his wife and make him watch in the corner. Bitch.

Ex boss, MD was a women. She made me hangout with her husband/bf something and make him more masculine. Got paid tho hehe

I had to write and post a letter from this PE MD to the owners of a home he wanted to buy. He told me so many intricate details about his personal life eg the number of kids he had, their hobbies, his families weekend routine and shit. Basically had to write a letter saying that he wanted this home because of his kids and he felt that he was the most suitable buyer. 

Worst part, was he was a top cunt, so felt really bad for the homeowners. 

Another Director had me write invitations for his kid's birthday party. Didn't mind this though as the director was probably the best person i have worked for. I used to sense check his emails for him and in return he would let me run calls and he actually mentored me (Helped me lateral to another bank as well which was nice)

Put together a new chair he had ordered - first week of internship. Honestly didn't have anything else to do.

Same guy made me switch laptops with him halfway through when he realized mine was newer.