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I and another intern decorated his office the other day and he liked it, so now he wants to decorate the rest of the office as well. Fun times... 

 

Ex boss, MD was a women. She made me hangout with her husband/bf something and make him more masculine. Got paid tho hehe

 

Style him overhaul, helped him get clothes that fit him. And teach him how to drive his wife on my Panigale V4

 

I had to write and post a letter from this PE MD to the owners of a home he wanted to buy. He told me so many intricate details about his personal life eg the number of kids he had, their hobbies, his families weekend routine and shit. Basically had to write a letter saying that he wanted this home because of his kids and he felt that he was the most suitable buyer. 

Worst part, was he was a top cunt, so felt really bad for the homeowners. 

Another Director had me write invitations for his kid's birthday party. Didn't mind this though as the director was probably the best person i have worked for. I used to sense check his emails for him and in return he would let me run calls and he actually mentored me (Helped me lateral to another bank as well which was nice)

 

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