Eric Zinterhofer finance giga-chad?

Bro just came across this interview. For those who do not know him: Wharton Grad, Morgan Stanley, one of earliest employees of Apollo .. oh by the way also married the a billionaire heiress. 

Now brush all that aside ... WHY TF DOES THAT GUY LOOK SO SHARP? 

I mean look at the still quiet long hair, how it flows down and locks to the backside .. why do so many elitist people have naturally that flowy hair style? Then look at his face .. great skin looking refreshed and sharp. 

That dude probably spend thousand of hours stuck behind a desk and still looks like this. 

Now look at the average joe MDs .. already look greasy/worn out at the end of their 30s. Heck, even I look less fresh still in my 20s than that dude. 

HOW CAN THAT BE THE CASE? HOW CAN ONE LOOK LIKE PICTURE-PERFECT HOLLYWOOD FINANCIER WHILE OTHERS WITH PERFECT LIFESTYLE (DIET, WORKOUT, ETC.) LOOK WORN IN THEIR LATE 20S?

I HATE THIS.

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