Finance is for bootlicking betas

Seriously working all day long pretending to be a person you wouldn't be if your paycheck evaporated. Just so that you can maybe make a pitiful 25k/mo in a HCOL before getting 2 and outted. Thankfully quit this path to do social media. I make more now than any of the numbskulls at my last job, and even the 17 year old who runs my DM convos makes 20k/mo across all the offers he is on. You have been sold a bill of goods, and you are hired at a profit by miserable divorced people that even you wouldn't aspire to be like. Wake up.

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I know someone who actually does the social media for some local only fans whores. Nice Catholic lady, clearing $200K a year, zero college and basically ran Twitter and Facebook profiles for auto dealerships prior to becoming a porn advertiser.

Only two sources I trust, Glenn Beck and singing woodland creatures.
 

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