any of you watched that movie with jim carey, i think it was called me myself and irene... he's this schizo canadian trooper or smthn.. anyway, there's this part there where this little fuck of an elementary school girl disses the shit out of him.. well it happened to me. wtf do you do?! i mean, i started dissing her like hell, but i think i was too subtle so now i feel like she has the upper hand and my ego is in the gutter.
she's not intelligent enough to appreciate the extent to which she has been served, and too underage for me to be able to kick the shit out of her and get away with it, but old enough to have one hell'o'dirty mouth, little bitch...
crap this sounds like a joke but it actually bugs me.
well, i hope you enjoyed this, i don't think there's anything to be done but thought i'd give you all something amusing to laugh about - i sure as hell am trying to... what with broken ego and all :(
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
LOL
I had the same problem a few years back. So one day, got really pissed, walked out of my house and saw him on his bike, literally picked him up above my head and tossed him into his trash cans (which were full)...hahaha so satisfying.
You need to teach her a lesson. Unfortunately because its a girl...might be a bit harder but still doable. There is 2 things you can do: 1) Indirect way: find out where she lives, go knock on their door, and tell her mom/dad that you caught their daughter smoking (cigs or weed) with a few older boys down the street 2) Direct way: smack her up
why didn't i think of it...? i'll have to refine the idea a bit, but you gave me a good start. thanks man. @trade - great vid
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Are you joking me, be a mature person and realize that she is young and has a lot to learn, and deflate your ego a bit.
she's a 12yearold monster. all creation trembles before her horror. plus, what would i be without my ego? a woman.
ps yes, i do realize it's silly. that's the reason this was posted and went under "monkeying around".
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You fail at life.
It's not only your allowance of a 12 yo girl to influence your ego that makes you a woman, but it's your use of the word "silly." Seriously, go decorate a room.
you cut me deep man... real deep. and yet i wonder what kind of a person you are for taking my post, and instead of enjoying its absurdity, you latch on to anything you can find in it to degrade your fellow man. you... you kinda make me wanna vomit.
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I'm sorry that I, too, have bothered you. I was out of line. If you actually met me though, I am far from the sort of person you are picturing. Very down to earth.
However, your post was enough for me to step in and hopefully shock some reality into you, because I am concerned here (assuming you are at least a high school senior). Take a second and take an objective view of your situation. Take a step outside of yourself, and observe. You actually allowed the taunts of a 12 y.o. girl to affect you. Why? That's on you, not her. There must be something in her words that actually troubles you. Avenging yourself, and getting her in trouble, or pushing her into some trashcans will not fix the issue you take with her content. You realize the situation is absurd, so act appropriately. You gotta change yourself, so that not only do the words of this girl not bother you, but neither do those of your peers.
Just sayin', the normal response to this little chica would be laughter, cuz she sounds hilarious (you would be laughing if this were a scene in a movie). I don't mean offense, I'd rather see you grow up.
Advice for today: go put on some Bob Marley, smile a little bit, and go enjoy some nice weather if there is any for you today. If your nemesis is out and about today, make her and yourself some water balloons and go terrorize a common enemy (or make one).
look, all that you're saying is not news to me, and i usually live by it. that's kinda why the situation was so outrageous. but her words bothered me for a personal reason, which i won't go into here, but suffice to say it's not about me. every guy's got his buttons that when pushed right will make him react. she touched a sore spot because it's one out of my control. i'm being vague here but you'll have to take my word for it. lets just drop it.
the whole point of the post was to joke around, not to really ask for help. i wish there was some better way to display sarcasm on forums and tone of voice...
i, too, am far from what came through my last posts here. and yes, i have graduated from high school. i'm in uni. i've spent three years in the army. i've been through a little.
cheers
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Anal rape by dangerous minorities is obviously the credited answer here. That and killing her parents and making her eat them unknowingly in chili form in a chili cookoff festival.
Oh yea and also u should spread rumors around her school that she's a slut and had an abortion already. Plus she peed her pants. Print out photoshopped pictures as proof. Girls her age love embarassment by peers.
Good luck bro!
Learn how to do a convincing fake laugh. Reminds me of a story. last summer as an intern I was walking down the hall to an apartment I was subletting for the summer. These three little kids 12-15 are walking by and one of them yells out to me "Men's Warehouse! You're going to like the way you look- I guarantee it!" complete with a clever little grin at the end. Most kids I would just say "fuck off kid" and that would be the end of it. But these were strangely over-confident boys. Plus, there was a semi-hot girl down the hall that I had seen before and she might have heard them.
So what I did was gave a loud but non-threatening chuckle and bent down at the hip (hands on knees) to come to the lead kid's level. This whole action makes it apparent that you are much bigger and older than them. I asked him with a smile "What's your name kid?" By now he's suprised. He say's "josh" in a quieter slightly less confident voice. I tell him to come here (closer to me). By now seems just a tiny bit scared. Then I whisper to him some angry vile garbage in a serious tone so only he hears me. Can't remember exactly. Something like "yell at me again and I'll stuff your boy dick so far up your little ass itll come out your cocksucking lips" By now he's more scared and his two friends pick up on it. Now you get up and leave and they are quiet and either just standing there or backing away. The key here is that you can't yell vile stuff at kids to scare them. If anyone else heard you it would be much much more damaging to you.
In this particular situation his father came knocking on my door demanding an apology later that night. Now this could have been avoided though if I had added a threat not to tell mommy or daddy or just complained to his parents first (of course I would add some greater complaint than just loud verbal insults- it is technically still a free country after all).
i'd tell the father to educate his kid better next time. he should thank god the kid's alive.
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