Hamptons clubs

Where do you go?

Don't answer if you're stuck in the office every weekend and don't know east hampton from quogue.

It's pretty much impossible to not get laid by a hottie in the hamptons unless you are a tard or fat fuck

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centralparkwest
new_eraso y are you asking where to go then...

Shouldn't YOU being telling us the hot spots...mr central park west?

Top 3: South Pointe (Formerly RDV East) Axe Lounge (Formerly Dune) SL East

Keep in mind, if you don't know someone or have a lot of hot girls with you, you'll need a table and that is $2000 minimum + tax/gratuity

Also, of course there's the legendary Day & Night brunch held in the Hamptons a few weeks this summer:

http://www.plumtv.com/videos/day-and-night-how-to-spend-45000-in-a-sing…

Rage

 

Please provide me with your address and the numbers/info of the 3 hottest girls saved in your mobile phone. I'm standing here with 3 hot chicks and will send them over to you as soon as I have the info and know your location.

 

Where do I go? Is this some rhetorical mumbo-jumbo. I go where the hot ladies go and they usually go to my d, so I don't really go anywhere.

 

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