Hey guys, guess who's back

So, this happened:
http://nypost.com/2013/12/03/ny-to-free-ex-tyco-exec-dennis-kozlowski-o…

Apparently, he is getting rewarded for good behavior in the big house. Commence mandatory PR tour, book deal, and media circle jerk after 'finding Jesus'. Just as a kicker, the terms of his early parole state he must seek employment, I'm guessing just to make things 'ironic'. This is NYC after all. Personally, I'm curious what tats he got, whether Denny picked up weight lifting, and where his place on the prison bitch heirarchy was.

Thoughts? Comments? Over/under on how long before he lands in the slammer again?

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Saw the headline, hoped for Brady, was sad.

LOL you too? loololol

Hoped for blastoise/mudkipz, was incredibly disappointed that it was another fat guy.
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I also thought it was a troll return.

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"Kozlowski, 67, the poster boy for corporate greed, was convicted in 2005 of the massive scam he used to bankroll a lavish lifestyle that included a $2 million toga party for his ex-waitress wife on Sardinia, a $15,000 on a poodle-shaped umbrella stand for his Fifth Avenue apartment and a $6,000 shower curtain."

also blastoise was funny, mudkipz was just straight up annoying

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