HOW DO YOU SAY NO?
So i consider myself a pretty good looking guy (9 on a scale of 1-10) and there is a girl at work who has been coming on to me for the past year. At first, it was cute, but just recently at a corporate function she has taken it up a notch. Anyways, whats the best way to say no to this girl without having to make it awkward in the office. I work at a boutique fund roughly 35 people. We are all on one floor and she works in ops/compliance and we interface with that group form time to time. This girl is cute, but just not my type and i try not to get involved with people at work for obvious reasons.
Why the fuck are people posting this bullshit all of a sudden? This is a finance forum, not Ask Prudie.
Make out with the mailroom guy when she's there so she thinks you're gay.
Tell her you're gay. It will make you un-fireable too. Win win.
JUST SAY NO
You should get it her pregnant bro. jk lose lose
Just based on that line, I'm sure you find other guys good looking too. I second what they said; tell her your gay, you won't be lying.
Tell her your GAY, always speak the Truth
and YOUR retarded.
banker88 you must be gay, is that y u got offended. there is no room for fudgepackers like you on wall st. sorry
This is clearly a troll post and OP is ugly in real life.
You guys fucking rock.
Thanks for the laughs.
For the record: mount her. Always worked for me.
And I'm about a 4 on a scale of 1-10.
You Homo.
hahah Edmundo cracked me up
My advice is to slay her anyway. Having standards is retarded, unless she's fat. You can only be young and single for so long.
If she's fat, use your creativity to throw diversions (and by that I mean food and treats). If that doesn't work, hit her and tell her she better not say anything. Don't tell her you are gay, because she will gossip about that, and everyone will start to look at you for what you are (and we can't have that).
bang her and then cry afterwards saying you feel funny and couldn't stop thinking about this guy named mr. piper chiang who's just been in your thoughts all the time. gosh u have no idea why but it just feel right because you miss him so much.
or tell her you prefer her as a friend and she has been friendzoned.
either one of these two should work:
http://www.vcwear.com/shirts/vcwear_yesnoshirt.jpg
or this:
http://www.vcwear.com/shirts/vcwear_noshirt.jpg
^^Wow, don't be so hard on yourself kid.
Awesome.
just fuck her you pussy faggot. what number is she on your ladder?
LadderTheory.com
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/ttth.jpg
mention a gf around her
ask her for advice on a girl you met in the park
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