Hey Guys,
the dating game is strong with me currently. However, how do I find a girl that is not just into me because I am an incoming summer analyst a Goldman Sachs? I find it very difficult at my Uni to differentiate here the good girls from the gold digger girls
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I'm a girl who is incoming analyst at KKR.
This girl just pwned you OP
I never realised how attractive status was until I read this.
really not that attractive- probably hyper competitive and unpleasant just like OP who is full of himself
find someone who’s also an incoming summer analyst at other BBs
But wouldn’t she have to be at a top group at MS/JPM or she might just be trying to use OP for lateral opps?
Find a girl who is an incoming FT analyst at Goldman Sachs
Bonus points if she is in the same group
Bonus bonus points if she sleeps with the group MD
Maybe quit telling everyone that you’re an “incoming analyst?” Posts like this are truly destroying this site.
are you by any chance a "hardo" indian?
I’m neither. But this post is worthless. Good for you for getting the internship but get over yourself. If you want a quality girl, lean to be humble.
Wake up.
Incoming Compliance Summer Analyst?
Surely the trick is to have your work only be an ‘element’ of you as a person and not shove it down their throats.
don’t act like “incoming analyst at Goldman Sachs” is all you are, and they won’t either. probably doing this to yourself bro
Tell her you're interning for a regional bank as a bank teller intern. If she's still into you then you're good. Also the bonus is that when you tell her you're acting working for GS she will give you the best sex ever
10 bucks says the girls fawning over OP only exist in his head - in real life this dude’s probably just some pimply nerd thinking he’ll lose his virginity just cause he’s got a summer internship at GS
You're probably just trolling but I'm gonna tell you you're a cuck anyway. Any girl that actually cares that much about your title definitely has a gross personality herself (and will just leave you for someone more impressive given the chance). Glad you're so impressed with yourself that you think girls are star struck by your entry level IB position but I suggest you remember that the only thing you've earned so far in the professional world is a return offer
I wouldn't worry about it. The odds of you getting a return offer, then a megafund offer, are low, as are the odds of you being in a long term relationship with any girl you date in college. And your barely-six-figure salary will be nothing after taxes and rent in NYC. The girls were probably attracted to your ambition, and you'll realize they're "good girls" if you get off your high horse and get to know them.
Then again, I'm an analyst at a non-GS BB, so you probably think I'm responding to you because I'm a "gold digger girl". To be honest, I've only ever dated people with similar family net worths, and no one in my social circles is interested in your six-figure salary.
Man I hate all of you elitist fucks
Lol where to begin
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