How would u describe the ugliest person you’ve slept with ?

I'm sure alcohol will be involved, but that's never the whole story.So theres no point in asking "do guys hookup with unattractive women" because that's been answered and the response seems to be "plenty do if they're desperate enough." But how does the actual sex differ in how you as a guy approach it? Do you avoid kissing? Do you avoid foreplay?

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Just needed to bust a nut. I did that (pro) and felt disgusting afterwards (con).

Then I realized it was just sex, got over it and try not to think about it.

 
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Used her for experience and practice. It became obvious to her that I wasn’t attracted to her even a little and I think it hurt her feelings. Won’t do again because it’s pretty manipulative and a little pathetic, but I got value out of it. I felt much more confident after those experiences. She was very cylinder-like, but she had nice calves.

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She wasn't that ugly, but she was maybe a 6.5/10, due to big titties and nice butt. I was absolutely hammered out at the bars, she talked to me initially. The next night she saw me out again, blasted, and ended up at my place. I was absolutely blacked out, and do not remember the bar I met her at. I had not seen her sober, so I had no clue her face actually looked the way it did. The only thing I remember from that night is the bar I was hanging out with my friends (maybe 11pm), and then it's blank until I somehow remember her on top of me in my bed (3am, maybe). 

I was most likely still drunk when I drove her home the next morning. Never spoke to her again.

Edit: She said in the morning that she had only consumed one drink, meanwhile I was blacked out. I may have been a victim of something?

 

Eh, maybe. Probably a gray area, I went out with my friends that night expecting to run into her and had already made the decision that I wanted to bang her. 

I made the decision that I wanted to bone when I wasn't blacked out yet, just happened to run into her when I didn't have all cognitive function. I felt slimy when I found out she didn't really drink. Glad I somehow had the facilities to wear a condom. This was a kick in the ass to dial-back my drinking when I would go out.

 

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I'm sure alcohol will be involved, but that's never the whole story.So theres no point in asking "do guys hookup with unattractive women" because that's been answered and the response seems to be "plenty do if they're desperate enough." But how does the actual sex differ in how you as a guy approach it? Do you avoid kissing? Do you avoid foreplay?

One true story, I have dated a woman whom most guys would call not so hot but not ugly but she made up for it in the sack and her personality. One of the greatest experiences in my life but she was never going to be my long term woman because our long goals were different.

SafariJoe, wins again!
 

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