I farted and my coworker smelled it
I was working right next to her and I just had to rip one. I thought it was going to come out silently but boy was I wrong. It came out loud asf. She started laughing at first but when the smell kicked in she put her hand over her mouth . Disgusted. I honestly didn’t know what to say so I just went with it. I told her if she needs me to dish out more I can do so. She said she was down. What does this mean?
Should totally blame her before she does you in ... prisoner's dilemma, yo
Honestly have no response to this. But you made me bust out laughing at “I could dish out more”
what a slut
Send her an email asking if she’s down to eat a lot of beans together and have a legendary night full of flatulence
Might’ve found your future wife.
DTF - Down to fart
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It means you should take it a step further and shit on her desk. Aren’t the hints obvious?
Wish I could double SB, ROTF
Pull a Cantor Fitzgerald and shit in her mug
lmaoooo almost forgot about that clusterfuck
That’s hilarious. I had a classmate who had a chronic farting problem. He would rip loud ones all the time, shit was disgusting but also hilarious.
i think you've just failed the classic 'airport test'
I would argue they passed with flying colors as ripping ass in an airport would actually be a solid conversation starter. OP should try again at the next social or perhaps in the elevator with his MD
fair, depends how you handle the aftermath after ripping and if you can make a good joke out of it
There’s an imbalance, she has to get you back. I don’t make the rules. OP she’s gonna crop dust you when you least suspect it.
She wants you to fart in her face
Lmao, the level of IBS which is going to reign through when you're exposed to 18-20 hours of immobility is just a forewarning. If you had a bad fart, I feel for you but it's just something which is going to happen
She's fat and ugly.
Have you ever seen a fat and/or ugly girl in IB? Because I genuinely haven't
Sex deprived associates and vps only hire baddies (maybe an exaggeration). You're right tho, I've worked at three banks and never seen worse than a 4
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