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I do too because now I can do this...You're a fucking idiot.

That's was kinda funny though.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeeI do too because now I can do this...You're a fucking idiot.

That's was kinda funny though.

Well played, sir.

In 1976, James Hunt broke the sound barrier through Eau Rouge only to retire before the event finished... following the race he had sex with three Belgian nurses at the clubhouse near La Source.
 

It was kinda annoying, but I think we woulda survived with it around haha. Definitely makes things quicker, though

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck....what's the big fucking deal???

Hey did anyone else have tons of popups while using this site this morning?

Get busy living
 

@UFO: I don't think so, but I've noticed I get random popups when Im surfing in general, new virus maybe? If so... crap.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

I just tried to post the lyrics to South Park's "Uncle F*****" song and it still needs to be approved. =[

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
mike55555I just tried to post the lyrics to South Park's "Uncle F*****" song and it still needs to be approved. =[

^^^ LMAO

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