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Stay in school That was painful to hear.

PS -- I have never seen as big of an attention whore as you. We're you neglected as a child or have you just forgotten to fap recently? It's rare that I recommend fapping more often, but even fapping would probably be a more productive use of your time than what you're currently doing. Anything but 'rapping'. Don't do that again.

 
DickFuld

Stay in school That was painful to hear.

PS -- I have never seen as big of an attention whore as you. We're you neglected as a child or have you just forgotten to fap recently? It's rare that I recommend fapping more often, but even fapping would probably be a more productive use of your time than what you're currently doing. Anything but 'rapping'. Don't do that again.

ooh ouch shots fired what a grouch
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
DickFuld

Stay in school That was painful to hear.

PS -- I have never seen as big of an attention whore as you. We're you neglected as a child or have you just forgotten to fap recently? It's rare that I recommend fapping more often, but even fapping would probably be a more productive use of your time than what you're currently doing. Anything but 'rapping'. Don't do that again.

lolololol

 
CorpFinHopeful

I fully expected the first Goldie rap to be about VikrumBandit

He's not around to defend himself. Goldie fights with honor.
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

wtf is going on

[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]
 
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GoldenCinderblock

http://www.youtube.com/embed/DK7FEDWx1JU?feature=oembed

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately.

Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 24, I have never touched a cigarette.

I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post rap gave me cancer anyway.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie GoldenCinderblock:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/DK7FEDWx1JU?feature=oembed

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately.

Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette.

I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post rap gave me cancer anyway.

lol'd +SB
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
Nouveau Richie GoldenCinderblock:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/DK7FEDWx1JU?feature=oembed

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately.

Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 24, I have never touched a cigarette.

I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post rap gave me cancer anyway.

cheeeky m8

 

I think it's both awesome and hilarious that the former CEO of Lehman listened to my stupid little rap song I got drunk and recorded.

@"DickFuld" Who's your favorite rapper?

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
DickFuld GoldenCinderblock:

I think it's both awesome and hilarious that the former CEO of Lehman listened to my stupid little rap song I got drunk and recorded.

@DickFuld
Who's your favorite rapper?

Sugar Hill Gang

Man's got taste, what cal I say My money was on Rick Ross. I heard he got a tattoo of you on his left ass cheek.
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I'm gonna rap about lucid dreaming over a Lorde beat. The future is here. The revolution will be televised.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Yo I'm reviving this old ass thread because I can't make new ones right now and when I do, I need those slots for a bunch of other shit I gotta get off my chest. This trip is motivating me to switch some shit up in my normal life. Here are two rap songs I recorded drunk one night 5 years ago. I haven’t written a song since. I love rap music, but I don’t want to pursue it if I don’t have it in me to succeed at it because my opportunity cost at this point in life is considerable. Can you guys please take a listen and let me know if I have potentially something I can run with and improve on – or do I just fucking suck and you hate my voice and I shouldn’t quit my day job type shit? Much appreciated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK7FEDWx1JU

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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