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+SB, this was very helpful to me.
Chad + Brad + Thad. Gender is a construct and nmf.
Probably like this. I just typed in "banker+money+elitist+arrogant+powerpoint+new york+stocks+incel" into an AI drawing generator and this was the, somewhat creepy, result. Which perfectly describes certain parts of 'Off Topic' these days.
Let’s be real it is Penn Badgley from Margin Call
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