Intern return to full time

I have my meeting with my team in an hour about the internship evaluation. I think I'm gonna get the return, but there's always the chance I don't.

What would be the most chad way to take a rejection? Trying to kill time until then.  

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Traditionally, you can't take a shot of saki, but in this job market, take one. Then ask your big to hold the sword and take the final neck swing while as a form of honor to his knowledge. Build yourself up so the actual slice you initiate is swift and firm. No hesitation. 

Finally, come up with a good sign-off. something like "I bring Dishonour on you, your family, and mostly your accounts" 

 

If you can tell you aren’t getting the return offer cut them off and say that you won’t be returning because you are accepting a full time offer at CVP

 

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