To get some entertainment, thought I would start a thread regarding Investment Banks as Premier League teams. Yes thats soccer you American fucks.
Go ahead and include EBs, BBs, MMs all the way to lower tier and for you regional thirsters dying for an investment job go ahead and include your bank. Wigan did win the FA cup a few years ago.
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Usually when people make these posts, they provide the anecdote
as I don’t have experience in banking it would be fruitless to try to relate teams with banks so thought I’d let other people do it
Ballsy, already staffing people and you're not even an intern
Future thread:
Investment banks as elite hookers
STILL WAITING FOR INVESTMENT BANKS AS PORN STARS
Im too young to be getting blackballed from finance ;( HR would track down my IP
Tottenham- RBC
Westham- Tobin & Co
BB (+RBC) to Premier League: - GS/MS = Manchester United/Arsenal/Liverpool, legacy legacy legacy - JPM/BAML = Manchester City/Chelsea, balance sheet driven - RBC = Leicester City, strong fan base that is punching above its weight
in order of current PL standings
Liverpool-- JP Morgan
Manchester City-- RBC
Leicester City-- Evercore
Chelsea-- PJT Partners
Manchester United-- Goldman Sachs
Wolves-- Centerview Partners
Sheffield United-- Guggenheim
Tottenham-- Bank of America
Arsenal-- Morgan Stanley
Burnley-- Moelis
Crystal Palace--Credit Suisse
Everton-- Citi
Newcastle--Lazard
Southampton-- Barclays
Brighton-- UBS
West Ham-- Greenhill & Co
Watford-- Rothschild or HL
Bournemouth-- Perella Weinberg Partners
Aston Villa-- Deutsche Bank
Norwich City-- Jefferies
I reckon Evercore would be more of a Man City type.
This is pretty spot on
Arsenal/Rothschild: They are very well known and have an aura of class about them. But these days you will mainly find them in the mid table/market.
Moelis/Stoke: Lack quality up front, but are very good at restructuring their defence. They work their players the hardest and you wouldn't want to be face them on a cold Tuesday night.
Centerview partners/ Chelsea: Pay their players the highest salaries in the league and would rather their players to run down their contracts than be sold. Used to have a British core, but nowadays their squad is mainly made of highly rated europeans.
Greenhill/Manchester united: Were good back in the day, but nowadays they rely heavily on their legacy players.
PJT Partners/Man city: Their salaries are among the highest in the league and they've been on the rise ever since 2008.
RBS/Newcastle: Its been a rough few years for them, but hopefully they'll succeed under new ownership.
I think you should've expanded this to Europe as a whole. I don't think the PL is representative of football in general.
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