Is this one of the cringiest Linkedin posts of all time??

I was scrolling through LinkedIn this morning and saw this, had me rolling.image-20240607102447-1

Cringe Level

1 (Low
4% (13 votes)
2
1% (2 votes)
3
2% (8 votes)
4
14% (49 votes)
5 (Off the charts)
80% (285 votes)
Total votes: 357
32 Comments
 

These kinds of kids are giving Europe such a bad name. We're already getting outcompeted on comp by the US, and now we're publicly making ourselves look like complete wet wipes (As seen by the UK LinkedIn cringe post last month)

 

As an American, just speaking from experience by folks I've brushed shoulders with over the years, I'm going to respectfully disagree with you that we absolutely don't have a leg up on screening out these types of folks. Just going to leave it at that.

Unfortunately this is just the type of person that our industry attracts, as our industry attracts the most cringy, narcisstic, greedy individuals who unapologetically self-promote in the most cringy manner possible while kicking aside anyone who gets in their way. What's worse is that the worst ones are generally the ones who rise to the top and set the culture.

 
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Funniest

I think you missed the memo, but he's going to Australia. Far away from this inexorable hardship. Far away from being made fun of. Far away from trauma. And hopefully far away from the LinkedIn post button

 

Only just noticed there's only 1 vote for 'Low' cringe level btw. He's probably seen it 😭😭

 

Pretty sure the same kid posted a selfie of him crying on a train too and churned out a story about resilience. Imagine being sat near some uni student mid-breakdown and watching him pull up a camera to take a selfie hahah

 

Yeah exactly, the person clearly has problems and doesn’t deserve even more stress because of this. Mods please take this down.

 

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