J.P. Morgan Breakup Song

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Lyrics:

In the heart of finance, under the city lights,
I gave my all, through endless days and nights.
Dreams of numbers, and suits, where I found my place,
But in the end, it seems, I've lost the race.

JP Morgan, you've broken my heart,
Tore our work relationship apart.
I didn't even glance at Goldman Sachs,
Morgan Stanley, UBS, turned my back.

Summers spent in the shadow of your towers,
Believing in the promise of gaining powers.
But now I'm left with nothing but my sorrow,
Wondering where I'll be come tomorrow.

In the vast sea of finance, I'm adrift,
Without your offer, my world's gone amiss.
I thought we were a match, a perfect fit,
But now I'm just a memory, a name on a list.

So here's my breakup song, sad but true,
JP Morgan, I was only for you.
But life moves on, and so will I,
With a broken heart, under the finance sky.

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