fired all my clients this morning
amicably and shit
handed them off to good hands
where's a haiku bot when you need it
...
now im gonna drink & think
time to stop ignoring the inner voice
he's very upset with me
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Since you're fishing for it...
Goldie, why did you fire all your clients?
Have to know...
i hope you are okay. seek help if you need it. please don't do anything that could cause you harm.
Bro, you need professional help
why did you fire all of your clients?
Also how did I know this was you before I even opened the thread up
good luck
Goldie - we need updates ... you can't just leave us hanging like this ...
You know it's bad when he's doing Haikus instead of walls of text.
Goldie - wall of text update? ✨🥂
I mean, most of my posts are half jokes half serious, but there's truth in what I said. He's acting way weirder than usual. Though I'm confident he'll come back in due time and make another long ass thread.
Was thinking the exact same thing
who asked?
Whatever the inner voice tells you to do, please be sure to give us an update once you start. Interested to hear how this goes.
I texted Goldie earlier today - didn't hear back.
Did he ever respond?
No, I haven't heard back from him.
GOLDIE!! SAY SOMETHING.
Worried about a post like this.
Go for a walk or something. Listen to some music. Life will get better.
dude......
give him a call?
Seconding above, call him
GoldenCinderblock you ok man?
goldie
You alright?
I’m sure he’s doing fine guys, give it time. When you have a lot going on in your life do you post on WSO? Usually not. Excluding Isaiah from this question
He hasn't answered a text in over a week either...
He has been struggling with a severe major depressive disorder. We can only hope he is seeking his close friends to get him through whatever is going on in his life.
Feel free to reach any of us if you need some help man.
Hope you are doing fine man. God speed.
Checking in on Goldie. Any update?
Uhh did anyone ever hear back from this guy? @Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎"?
No I never heard back from him - I hope Goldie is ok.
I'm worried... if you look at his other recent posts he talked about suicide and why people do it in the Western world
Me too... I've been reading this guy's shit for like 5 years and don't feel great about this. I hope he has some people to talk to right now.
Bump
Hopefully he is doing okay.
bruh
Does he not pick up the phone when you call?
I’m not really the calling type. In the past we have texted and he usually responds quickly, but since this post I haven’t heard back from him at all.
Shit, we better not start planning the funeral yet...
Has anyone heard from him?
not his first WSO hiatus, he's written like that for years, he's also a father now, not as reckless as he was in the past, even if his writing still is
Well, I'm two days into being unemployed and I'm already starting fights with Amazon to pass the time. Just spent almost an hour in a chat with three different reps. I have a chest freezer ice bath in my basement and I bought a sump pump to replace the old water with fresh water because siphoning is a pain. A while back, Amazon introduced the option to purchase "inspected" returns for a discount. I've had success buying returned stuff before and have just gotten damaged packaging or a missing booklet.
I bought the pump back in May and didn't get around to opening it until now because I have time on my hands all of a sudden. I open it and the hose and adapter are missing. I couldn't even use a garden hose - let alone the 2'' hose I wanted to use.
I've had a lot of success getting Amazon to right their wrongs and even go above and beyond before. I found the hose and adapter and ordered them. Then, I opened my Amazon customer service chat bookmark, explained the issue, and sat back waiting for my $27.78 reimbursement. I wasn't even asking for a replacement pump. I just wanted them to pay for the hose.
Fucking Siddhartha joins the chat. Bitches at me for opening it so later. I explain how sometimes, people buy shit they won't need until later. Tells me this product has no discount options since it's sold by a third-party seller. I'm like, 'So was it not inspected then like Amazon claims?' They agree to accept the return and ask me to buy a replacement. 'So you want to drive and return a product I need now which I already have the replacement parts ordered for in order to correct a mistake Amazon made?'
I asked to speak to her supervisor and that person pretty much told me the same shit, but then offered me $7. I'm like, 'How did you come up with that number? Check my orders. That's what I'm asking for.' She kept telling me the pump has no discount options. I'm like, 'I don't want a discount. I want a reimbursement.' Ramagupta is confused as to the distinction. After I post a Websters definition for her, she connects me with a nice man I like to imagine as being Swedish. His name is Basil. He apologizes for the trouble and offers me a full refund on the pump.
PPshhhhhhhhhhhhh
OK.... I'm gonna go eat some eggs, take a walk, and watch a lot more Midnight Diner now.
Hey man glad to see you’re alive. Cheers.
I'm alive? I thought this was heaven.
Midnight Diner is awesome. Keep it flyin' my guy
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