*UPDATE: Ryan Jenkins Found Dead of Apparent Suicide by Hanging
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32534223/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?GT1=43001
Here's the latest on the Canadian "investment banker" who went all Hannibal Lecter on the Playboy bunny:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=427024>1=28103
He cut off her fingers and pulled out her teeth to thwart the police investigation. Silly rabbit; don't you know saline implants have serial numbers on them?
Cops think he made it back to the Great White North, for all the good it will do him.
You're wanted for murder, douchebag. You're not dodging the draft.
The real Patrick Bateman.... Ryan Jenkins.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
Ryan Jenkins doing his due diligence on a playboy bunny. Crazy.
Over/Under a week before a new user pops up with the username: RyanJenkins?
So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession
Bateman for the record
Is he really a Ibanker? the article says "Jenkins, variously described as an architect, real estate developer and investment banker from Calgary"
Leeroy Jenkins > Ryan Jenkins
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
He was a real estate agent, not an investment banker
Going down because of breast implants. Priceless.
Not sure if anyone still has interest in this story, but he was supposedly found dead from an apparent suicide today.
I was just taking a shot in the dark with the serialized breast implants, but lo and behold, that's how they identified her.
Maybe I missed my calling.
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Yeah ok, Edmundo, whatever you say. Like anyone's going to believe you've never sliced the implants out of a dead hookers chest.
Looks like he killed himself in some motel. Pretty fucked up story all around.
This guy was an idiot. I would have dumped her body somewhere in the water...I mean...hes on the coast + hes got a boat. Then I'd tell her mother that she ran away like the little ho she is. Move on with life.
Mez stick to your due dilligence. I dont think you have a career as a hitman.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
Probably not...but if I was him, I would have done it much differently. Anyways, back to excel.
This guy is a contestant in "I Love Money 3" that VH1 "hasn't yet decided whether they will air it or not" cough bullshit cough. I bet that the show's ratings will be through the roof.
Spoiler alert:
"I think that Jenkins actually won that show, so there will be a lot of episodes with him."
I heard that when they found his hanging corpse, he was wearing a homemade necklace with one of her teeth around his neck.
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