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bravo where did you find this. this isn't ok... I listened for 30 seconds and turned it off.

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blackfinancierbravo where did you find this. this isn't ok... I listened for 30 seconds and turned it off.

It was a link either on BroBible or that I found through BroBible.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
TheKingNo possible way this is real. The indigestion line kills it. Unbelievable.

"your lil shirt, and your lil pants."

Dude the part about the 'lil pants killed me...followed by the "Call me, email me, IM me, fax me, page me..."

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I found this on ebaumsworld a few days ago blackfinancier

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Ohh, and who the shit loves the name 'Eunice' other than the parents of the poor kid that is actually named Eunice?

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I just hope this shit is real, anyone try leaving a message on that number listed?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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