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"Nah you don't want no drama boy, I'll eat a n***a ass like an Almond Joy" - Quavo on Young N***a.

Interested in health tech, consulting, and entrepreneurship.
 

"Pull up on you"

To "pull up on someone" is to approach them or to go to their location. 

"tie your kids up"

This is literal. He is saying he will drive to your house and tie your kids up with rope. 


"Pistol whip you"

This is literal, after he ties your kids up he will beat you with the back of his pistol

"while your bitch naked"

This leads to the illusion that he is sleeping with your wife. 
- 21 Savage

 

I came out my mammas pussy, I’m on welfare. 26 years old, still on welfare! But I gotta get paid fully, whether it’s truthfully or untruthfully. - old dirty bastard 

 

Puff Daddy - Can’t nobody hold me down 

“Young, black, and famous, with money hangin’ out the anus”

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

“Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.”

– Lil’ Kim, “Queen Bitch”

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

“Now if I fuck this model, And she just bleached her asshole, And I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’mma feel like an asshole.”

- Kanye, Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 1

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Nice username btw - I’m a big fan of Kodak Black

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

“Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.”

– Missy Elliot, “Work It”

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

“This dick ain’t free”

– Kendrick Lamar, “For Free? (Interlude)”

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

“She said ‘Do you love me?’ I tell her only partly/I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry.” - Drake

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Mickey Avalon the kosher salami

What’s past is past and can’t be undone. It has led to the circumstances we now face. All we can do is recognize our circumstances for what they are and make the best decisions we can, “given the givens.” - Howard Marks
 

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me, please?

- Eminem

What’s past is past and can’t be undone. It has led to the circumstances we now face. All we can do is recognize our circumstances for what they are and make the best decisions we can, “given the givens.” - Howard Marks
 

The early 90s were a very special time.  I can't pick one line out of this beauty: 

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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