My crazy ex

This story is about my crazy ex I had years back. My buddy from college moved back with his gf from another state, so I got to hang out with him and his gf a lot of the times. His gf had a friend here that also sometimes hung out with us, so I got to know her quite well as we hung out more. I thought she was quite cute (cute face, firm tits, tight ass), and I guess she must've felt equally interested in me, so I decided to go ahead and ask her out. These were some interesting things I dealt with when I was with her:

1) from the outset, she told me that she wanted something long-term and she wasn't interested in having sex until after marriage. We were both in our early-to-mid-20s and I asked her why and she said it's easy to have sex, but hard not to, and by refraining, I'm giving more to her; it's the more romantic thing to show restraint than indulgence. WTF. When out in public, no public displays of affection. No hand holding, no kissing, no arm around her, hugging. We had to walk beside each other like we were brother and sister. 

2) on the topic of finances, she said she didn't believe the girl had to pay for anything in a relationship. At first, before she moved in with me, I thought that was completely fine (for movies, dinner, etc.) But when she moved in with me in the first month, I sorted everything out and divided it 70/30 for rent, food, etc.. She was immediately confused and told me that I would be paying for everything because it was my place and I've been living here by myself for a while, so obviously I can handle it. She also said that if we were going to get married eventually, she would need access to my money/bank account because she needed an equal say in how we were spending money. When I asked her if she was ever going to chip in at all for the bills (before and/or after marriage), she angrily said no and said that I was being materialistic. She also said she would never sign a prenup. 

This isn't too related, but when I broke up with her at a restaurant and she started crying, some thought I had proposed so they started clapping. Kind of hilarious.

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An old fashioned, traditional young virgin?

Sounds like Isiah and Pizz should swap girls

And frankly Pizz, she's not crazy, you are.  The two of you clearly had different views of what a relationship should be, but you pursued her anyways because of her boobs and butt, and ended up wasting both her time and yours.

 

Neither a leftist nor a cuck.  I just tell the truth about vaccines, and as Ben Shapiro says "facts don't care about your feelings."  Unfortunately, the snowflakes on here do not take kindly to invading their safe spaces.

And on the original thread I made about dating foreign women, all you thirsty fucks were like "American women are bitchy libtard purple hair feminists I need me a submissive Filipina/Colombian/Russian wifey" but now all of a sudden it's a bad thing cause I'm a """""""""leftist"""""""

 
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Hahahahaha bro nice you just mentally scarred her for life about that breakup in the restaurant. From what I see she isn't a gold digger. But she is more like the traditional house hold wife (some americans girl are like this). But bro you need to get your game up. When she gives you these shit. You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You don't taa You don't talk to her like a friend You doon You dd You You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend You o You don't You don't talk to her like afri You don't talk to her You don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend you don't talk to her like a friend You don't talk to her like a friend . Talk like you are above her, and her daddy. She will definitely sit down and let you face fuck her when you guys go home after dinner. Remember this my child.

 

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