NSFW Episode 7: All Nighters, Bush Tax Cuts, Crash JPM

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Come on, really? I don't have 11minutes!! *presses > *

edit: agree 100% w Edmundo concerning what we will see when a TBTF fails concerning systemic risk - biggest load of crap in years to become suddenly worried over. Let one fucking fail and you'll see just how resilient the system really is - and if not, then have more fail, until the proper institutions can rise up and above out of this feces.

Oh and thanks for sleeping tips. Will try them tonight

 

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