Hear me out here guys (and girls)... what if I somehow find a way to pool together OF thots cash flow streams? Somehow get these thots under a contract for guaranteed content. Sell to investors parts of the content cash flow stream. Any content produced above the guaranteed amount is all gravy split between equity tranche, underwriter (me), and bonuses for the thots. Thoughts???
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Perhaps... maybe incorporate a value-add service to justify the fees. Marketing services, sex toy endorsement deals, etc.
Can’t wait for the SPAC on this
Can you short the trolls?
No, but I expect a healthy Simp Default Swap market.
I would pay good money to purchase Simp Default Swaps on any tranche with a B rating or less. Saturated market with all the gains going to the top.
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as long as it means more $$$ i doubt they care
If thots cared about long term gains they wouldn't be selling nudies on the internet for pocket change
Kroll would definitely rate this issuance
Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it’s syndicated.
Our quants have deep simp sector experience. Their current and past simp experiences have created a competitive advantage and value-add.
Yall are joking but someone is definitely doing this already and making bank.
I don't doubt that some form of this exists at all.
Perhaps my post was really a marketing effort to bring awareness to this ASSet clASS to source potential investment?
People are doing it with Tiktokers, not quite securitizing it, but they supply a house they all live in for like a 20% cut of their profits. Granted it's closer to Erlich Bachman from Silicon Valley than MBS on overleveraged Florida suburbs, but still.
Yes and that persons name is Tristan Tate, pro kick boxer and webcam/OF pimp. He provides the rooms and camera equipment and training and marketing. Look him up.
Literally cannot go tits up!
Too many thots out there with undifferentiated content and no loyalty/hits that would last a lifetime (I doubt you’ll be whacking off to the same girl today vs. 20 years from now!)
We have a seasoned business development team sourcing new thots, as market sentiment shifts and thots age. We have expert simps on the cutting-edge of thot market behavior/forecasting the future of porn/cam girls. Are we thought-leaders? No, we are THOT-leaders.
Salary for 1st year Onlyfans market research analyst?
Saw on twitter that they are doing 400M in revenue with 300M in EBITDA.
https://twitter.com/tanayj/status/1338662819068170242
There is much more money being made from the thots as a whole, than what is reported by OF. I admittedly don't know how they charge fees to the thots per post or per month or whatever. But from what the girls are raking in, OF is only getting a small cut for every thot that is making content.
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If you signed the content creators on with a base pay to produce xyz amount of content with incentives built in to pull in tips and then all cash flows from subscriptions and tips go into a SPV that pays the base pay out on a monthly basis, and then waterfall the rest to investors. almost like the content creators are buying the AAA tranche, could have to pay their way in...
in this case the COFO(Collateralized Only Fans Obligation) manager would be responsible for maintaining the portfolio of the content creators, removing ones dropping in popularity and adding ones on the rise.
isn't belle delphine about to debut her live-action feature on Christmas day? anyone excited here???
Another day on simp street oasis
I just hope it doesn't turn into anything like the Celestia Vega disaster, that video was horrible
Seek help
Good idea. Solid cash flow characteristics with embedded equity upside could attract capital from diverse range of investors. Leveraged returns to equity are compelling
ya'll are late. i have an off the shelf platform for these thots... SaaS baby, ever heard of it? I'm the JungleScout of OF
Good luck getting people to guarantee a term for posting nudes aha
For 10 seconds this sounded like a brilliant idea to me. I'm pretty well acquainted with the YouTube content creator community and they are HUNGRY, which is why they go out of their way to post quality, new content regularly. I feel like if you gave them a lot of cash upfront and watered down their ability to attain large rewards on the backend you would considerably hurt content quality.
Plus, my guess is that OF content creators are lazy and in it only for the money and would be unlikely to be intrinsically motivated to post nudes indefinitely. Youtube content creators, on the other hand, often cover topics in which they are passionate about so you may continue to see quality products.
OF content creators don't really need to do much to find a niche and build a personal brand like youtubers. Just post the juiciest nudes and send a few "good morning" texts to simps and watch the money flow in. I really wonder how sustainable this is. Will people still be degenerates after we reopen and people could actually go on dates with normal humans?
ESG managers will be punching the air when this comes out. Hottest thing they can’t touch.
If you get ARK to talk about it, here comes parabolic curve and +2000% overnight
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