Solving One of the World's Greatest Questions: Ass or Tits?

Since the dawn of time, mankind has battled this timeless question. For the sake of putting an end to the debate once and for all, what is your answer?

I'll start: Personality

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I know my opinion may be unpopular but face > ass > tits. If a girl has a smoking hot face, it more than compensates for the other 2. If the face sucks, it's a dealbreaker because I just wouldn't be able to get off knowing the chick has an ugly face.

But to answer your original question, nice ass with average tits because that's primarily where your dong will be interacting with

 

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