Spoons and Forks facing up or down in the dishwasher?

How do you do it?

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Just wash your hands...

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All utensils except knives face up to maximize spray contact. Knives give a good wipe with a sponge before placing face down to remove any stuck-on particulate matter. This is the correct method. 

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

I wash my dishes all by hand so I can actually make sure they're clean, and not get destroyed over time in the dishwasher, plus no ugly water marks on any of my glasses.  Was my ex pissed that she was delegated to drying and putting away the dishes with our empty dishwasher always going unused?  Maybe, but that's how I roll.  

 

That's what I generally do too. Tenants always find a way to fuck up dishwashers. Just did a walkthrough the other day and have to replace one now that was good not too long ago. Thankfully some of them are pretty affordable, but shitty tenants can be annoying. I guess it's all about that IRR and FCF in the end.

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I wash my dishes all by hand so I can actually make sure they're clean, and not get destroyed over time in the dishwasher, plus no ugly water marks on any of my glasses.  Was my ex pissed that she was delegated to drying and putting away the dishes with our empty dishwasher always going unused?  Maybe, but that's how I roll.  

Cascade Platinum doesn’t leave water marks on glasses.

https://www.amazon.com/Cascade-ActionPacs-Dishwasher-Detergent-Packagin…

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Get a dishwasher that allows you to put them in sideways on their own rack so you don't have to even consider such a barbaric question of cleanliness ever again.

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