Strippers

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This story made my day

This post would've been a lot better if you started with the last line, and worked from there. You just sound broke and unsatisfied because you didn't shovel out enough to make these strippers wanna blow your ugly ass.

I feel you. If you're single they're not as fun because you can go out and get the real thing. If you're married, prob the best you do besides outright cheating.

Also, kinda think strip clubs are a little bit of a throwback to what some MDs remember when they are analyst/before the internet.

Strip clubs and musicals are two things society seems to find appealing that I just do not fucking get. I've never been to a strip club, but I feel I've seen enough musicals to conclude that they are an inferior, archaic form of entertainment and almost everyone who goes to them has low self-esteem and is pretending to like them to appear classy and sophisticated.

And dude, if you just play your cards right and strategize the long game, you'll have better luck convincing your wife to bring other girls into the mix than making her actually OK with you going to strip clubs. What a fucking stupid way to spend money. Like dude you can get a girl to put her iphone in a ziploc and shove it up her butt for like $1.25 of tokens on cam sites.

Can anyone show me a stripper that's even THAT hot? The ones I've seen are all gross and plasticey and dead-eyed.

Always been bearish on tip joints. I've got buddies with significant others who when the clock strikes midnight, they've got an insatiable hankering to hit up a reliable titter if there's extenuating circumstance that makes is plausible (e.g. girls are out of town). They'll drop a few hundred bucks and never come out with anything more than an OTPHJ.

To which I decry: "What's the fucking point?"... but maybe that is the point... that it's the titalation and not actually going through with the act. But that's not for me. I actually feel like a loser that's being taken to the cleaners when I tithe for tease.

If you wanted to cut to the chase in that same cost bracket, you could check out AMPs, but that's a whole other ball of moral quandary. EEEIC got taken down but that shit was extremely eye-openning to a whole other underground sex culture.

But as a whole, the pay for nookie industry is not that tight.

I don't like strip clubs at all. I find them depressing...

I will add, the whole pay for play thing is just disturbing, on both sides. This includes IG hoes, strippers, Snapchat/cam girls, all that shit people are into nowadays. To me, I find the women to be depressingly manipulative, and the men, depressingly desperate/weak. It does reveal something about the true nature of men and women, though.

As far as lapdances, the boobs are fine but I just can't keep my suspension of disbelief when they start acting like I'm attractive. It's like be more realistic next time.

Any realism to ‘Pretty Woman’ in which Richard Gere falls in love with a prostitute- Julia Roberts?

If there even is a prostitute who even closely resembles Julia Roberts...

Never liked strip clubs, the chicks are never that good looking, and if you want to see a naked woman, it's cheaper to just take someone out on a date.

I love strip clubs. Nothing like kicking back with the mates, smoking cigars, getting absolutely trashed and watching naked chicks dance.