Tier Platinum - Alexander, Caesar, Augustus, Marcus, Baron, Earl
Tier Gold - Henry, Philip, Richard, Scipio, Hannibal, Napoleon, Patrick
Tier Silver - Chad, Thad, Brad, Preston, Tucker
Tier Bronze - Jeff, Moe, Frank, Ken
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So weak, You are using historical metrics when you really should be using forward looking metrics.
I really like the name Briggs for a banker, seems like you'll get shit done with that name
Yeah, one letter too many for getting a lot of shit done: https://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/28/business/riggs-pleads-guilty-in-mone…
What about women?
There's no prestige being a woman
It's no secret that everyone who is named Alexander (great, powerful name) goes by Alex (lame, weak name that's also a gender neutral mess). Sadly that bumps it down quite a bit.
Other names that guarantees your kid will pull:
- Colt
- Chet
- Walker
Love how easy it is to visualize the belt buckle, gator skin boots and Tudor, Pickering & Holt business card. Fucking awesome
This man really put "Earl" as a platinum name
Maybe, but naming your kid any of these names when you have no connection to them or aren't prestigious yourself is just naked social climbing.
Legacy names that have been passed down in your family for generations are the most prestigious of all. Example, I am Yankee Doodle III. Therefore I am obligated to name my kid Yankee Doodle so he is Yankee Doodle IV. Now we have a dynasty.
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