Have a long vacation coming up with my girlfriend of 2 years, but I have come to the conclusion that I do not want to be with her any longer. I am pretty sure that I want to break up with her. Should I do so now or after?
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Frankly, there's no good way to break up with someone. There's no magic phrase you can say that will make everything ok. Break-ups hurt.
The only thing you can do is to be kind, do it quickly, and then move on.
Go on vacation without her.
Take her on vacation, have sex with her, then dump her right then and there.
The classic pump and dump
based
If you're good in awkward situations, break up with her halfway through the vacation and immediately start sleeping with someone else. The flight back will be one to remember if you play your cards right,
That won’t help
Why? It'll be a funny story to tell the boys. Plus he'll have that sigma energy going for him.
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