Weirdest Fund/Bank Websites

Anyone seen any wack sites for finance companies?

Benchmark VC just has a link to a twitter list of their portfolio companies:

http://www.benchmark.com/

Also, shoutout to Thiel capital for what must be the most minimalistic fund site ever:

http://www.thielcapital.com/

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The Thiel one is pretty funny

Yeah hilarious 

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Reputable private equity firms and investment banks tend to have fleshed out websites. Hedge funds often are pretty minimalist. 

BDT (don't think they had a website for a while): https://bdtcapital.com/

Pamplona (pretty sus in general): https://www.pamplonafunds.com/private-equity/ 

Allen & Co: don't think they have a website

 

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