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swagonCompBanker IlliniProgrammer Edmundo Braverman WallStreetOasis.com

blumie

None of those usernames are particularly weird or creative. You just want brownie points, admit it!

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swagonCompBanker IlliniProgrammer Edmundo Braverman WallStreetOasis.com

blumie

None of those usernames are particularly weird or creative. You just want brownie points, admit it!

Erroneous. No one knows what they mean, but they're provocative. They get the monkeys going.
 
Sexy_Like_Enrique
islandbankerSexy_LIke_Enrique - worst name and worst poster

10xleverage is one of the cooler names to cross WSO

This site has wayyy too many ass holes. (myself included)

Assholes...or retards?

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CriesI always chuckle at LookAtMyCock, followed by the chicken pic
This.
"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 

happypantsmcgee. Every time I see his name, I get a little happier. Not in my pants.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

I think WallStreeOasis.com is pretty creative.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

I have to say some of the best are the unintentionally funny ones. You can always tell when people try too hard. But honestly it has to be blastoise, he inspired a whole skew of pokemon related user names.

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