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If I had one:

1. Very nice dinner - flower handout

2. Bubble bath - feed each other chocolates 

3. Movie - she gets massaged (hopefully I do too)

4. Bedtime - S*x? (I'd hope maybe)

What I'm doing instead:

1. Working til midnight

2. Simping in my head 

3. Feeding my simping self chocolate like a total loser

4. Taking a bath at 1 am with a rubber duck

 

Want:

1) dinner at a cute local restaurant downtown

2) go home and bake something (preferably muffins)

3) watch a movie

3) go to sleep

Have:

1) going back to work a double because it’s busy with people eating out

2) gym

3) problem set due tomorrow for my 9 am anthropology class

 

I'm going to text all my exes and say "Happy V day, baby" - should be fun.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
tranchebaby08

If I had one:

The obvious

Instead:
The obvious, but with my CFA study materials, may invite Fabozzi to spice things up a bit

Oh yeah Frank Fabozzi - I've read his stuff.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
Tandem21

I'm doing a desert I've never tried before

What is it called - the Sahara?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I lucked out.  We're doing home-made buffalo chicken pizza and brownies.

valentine's day dinners are a scam.  Every half-decent place is full for dinner and it's all about maximizing $$$ per table. We may do something low-key for lunch and we had a fun weekend last weekend.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
OverlyAdjustedEBITDA

Every restaurant that has no business doing a prix fixe also jumps on that bandwagon today

My local pizza joint/bar is doing that.  They're fine for pizza and a cocktail, but have no business trying to do a 3 course prixe fix meal with a drink for $60pp.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Buy some aesthetically pleasing lingerie for my main girl, have some average-but-passable wine and chocolate together, followed by hours of animalistic fornication. Then some solid coffee together the morning after, naturally. 

Just the right balance of cliché and amusement. 

 

Had a Valentine's last year, not this year. Both pretty important days, last year and this

Practicing on being more mindful. Woke up, speed-wrote a few chapters of CFA formulae I've memorized.

Had lunch, went to the gym. Was planning on maxing out on squat which I was frankly slightly apprehensive about because my gym's equipment is not the best out there so I'm risking injury 2 days out from the CFA.

Drove 20 mins to the gym, realized I forgot my shoes at home. As I simmered with anger in the car, I practiced my breathing techniques and therapy techniques to control my anger. Chose to do a different workout that wouldn't need my shoes. Decided it might be a blessing in disguise now that I wouldn't need to risk bailing out on squat under a weight I've never touched before.

205kg deadlift, easy. RPE 8.5, fastest 200kg+ pull I've done. 125kg x 4, 130kg x 2 bench easy, RPE 8.5. All without shoes. Working back towards peak strength levels on all 3 levels. Linear periodization this block has been sweet.

Will write out the rest of the CFA formulae now that I'm home. Will take a swim and have a light workout tomorrow to relax 1 day out

 
AnonymousMonke2

I'm just praying I pass at this point haha

Good luck. The euphoria after taking the exam and having all your free time back for a few months is amazing.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

M&B is the only correct answer here.

Kidding. Wife and I are grabbing lunch together, going to the Met after hours, and making dinner at home. We go out to restaurants all the time, so doing so on a major holiday like this is more of a pain than anything.

"A real man makes his own luck."
 

It’s all about keeping it simple plus it’s way better than an extravagant night. 

 
rml740

M&B is the only correct answer here.

What is M&B?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I'm going on a date with my girlfriend in a restaurant today. She is a huge admirer of his band, therefore I decided to get her a pair of Astroworld Shoes as a gift at this time. How do you feel about it?

 

Replace the dead battery in the car and investigate how it happened. Break up another DV fight...again...File my taxes. Maybe something happens later with the on-again-off-again, for silver linings and all that. Shit post on WSO between calls to at least make myself chuckle. You know, just another day that ends in y.

The poster formerly known as theAudiophile. Just turned up to 11, like the stereo.
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Was pretty excited to check out this new restaurant in Foggy Bottom, made a reservation for tonight about six weeks ago. Or so I thought. Turns out OpenTable fucked up the timing and my reservation got bumped. Got the news a couple of days ago - was fuming at first, but it's not something to lose sleep over. Once I get home from work, the wife and I will cook something together and maybe eat on the balcony w/ the dog. Simple, yet all I need is the company, not the event!

Hope the rest of you enjoy your day with your S/O. If you don't yet have one, it'll come! If it doesn't come, just console yourself with the fact that you work in finance and you don't need love, you can afford a Porsche! Cheers.

 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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