What is your story with a Insane/crazy GF?
Self explanatory. Tell your best story, or stories if you have more than one, of dealing with a psycho girlfriend.
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She wasn't my girlfriend, but I hooked up with her and her girlfriend. She got jealous of me going out with other people than her sometimes and later decided to call the police to lie about me calling her and harassing her, which landed me in NYC jail. Crazy 11/10. Cruelty 12/10. I had to go to court for 6 months once every month to simply give the prosecution evidence that I called her zero times (hard evidence she was lying). I asked my lawyer to sue her for perjury, but apparently the prosecutor didn't want to prosecute her for perjury.
The sex was really good, because it was forbidden in a sense. We shouldn't have been having sex as roommates. But, her and her girlfriend jumped me one night and it was crazy coked up wasted sex for hours and was pretty good. But, I knew she was really crazy and we hooked up maybe once again just solo and then she would pound on my door at night for sex and when I started denying her, she started to go really crazy. One night we walked to the bar together and I left her to hang out with different friends and she lost it that night forreal - something broke in her mind that night. Her girlfriend was Brazilian and I hooked up with her, but I hooked up with another Brazilian girl who was a lot hotter with huge boobs. Crazy times in NYC.
I recall a time you said you were taking CFA exams. If you're a CFA charterholder how on earth do you go about your day with this drama in your life? I once had a single tiny speeding ticket in a foreign country and the CFA institute fucked me up for it - several reports and calls that interfered with my day for months, just to explain myself and promise I won't do it again.
Oh no, I am not a CFA charterholder. I only took L1 and L2 exams. And also when I was about to take an L2 exam, I met this hot chick in NYC and ended up missing the exam. I was at a friend's birthday party in NYC and promised to have 1-2 drinks and then leave on Friday night to go to sleep for the exam. Well, I brought my ticket and passport to the exam just in case I stayed out all night. I did. I just needed a BAII Plus from the drugstore, which I researched was open. But, woke up at 10am the next morning at my friend's place with her. The CFA program was not for me. I'm not good at tests and it was basically requiring me to omit my social life, which was my only real driving force at the time in my 20s.
Lets see who’s got the craziest ex
I'm winning so far.
Not sure if she was an actual psycho in the clinical sense of the word, but I had a girlfriend whose short fuse / anger management issues caused me a lot of unnecessary stress and anxiety. Things were fine before we lived together, but once she moved in, we started having these random fights and in the heat of the moment her screaming/shrieking was so loud ("bloody murder" loud) that we would sometimes have neighbors knocking on our door demanding to know what was going on. On one occasion when a fight erupted the neighbors decided they had enough and called the cops on us, which was awkward but the cops left without doing anything after asking us a few questions.
I probably should have dumped her ass the first time she had one of these screaming episodes, but I didn't because after each fight she would apologize and they were infrequent enough (once every 4-6 months) that I just kept giving her multiple chances... also, the sex was absolutely amazing. One of the most enthusiastic girls I've ever been with. She frequently initiated sex and would pretty much satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things... it's just too bad she couldn't keep her dumb mouth shut.
Why is sex with the crazies so hot? It's like some rule.
What made her so enthusiastic ?
Actually, if your emotional bandwidth is anything like a run of the mill ibanker, it would drive the most patient girl into a crazy gf. After over a decade I’ve concluded that I am most likely the common denominator.
This girl was sent to fuck my brains out and tire me out during a bakeoff (she was paid by another advisory shop we were competing against) so I'd miss fire drills and other important deadlines.
Sad thing is it worked, I fucked her straight for 7 hours, blacked out, missed like 60 calls and almost got fired before claiming she drugged me with tranquilizers.
Was it a one off thing or did you do it again, BigCockBoy?
She was a prostitute, it would've happened more than once if she worked at the competing shop, though
Whoever threw shit at me is just jealous UBS didn't foot the bill for their prostitute
That’s some next level femme fatale shit.
I broke up with a girl and both she and her dad called my boss trying to get me fired
I broke up with a girl on Friday night, but we are "BFFs" now. But, today we got really crazy mad at each other over text. I feel very tempted to throw all her clothes out. But, no, that would be evil.
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