What it Really Means to Be "Beta"

Prestigious Pete

DonVonIn fact, in a group restaurant bill situation, argue down every single deduction you can, and if you're really good, get other people to unknowingly pay for your stuff when they get frustrated and toss a $20 even though their portion is $12. The trick here is to go last when people are deciding the payment structure...by that point, others have overpaid, and your proportion has likely shrunk.

I think you're a little befuddled, amigo. Whenever an alpha like me has to eat something plebeian like "pizza", I understand it is my god given right to eat that pizza. So after I'm done eating, I simply walk out. I don't pay a dime, I don't even wait for the check. It's society's obligation to provide me food because that's what I deserve. Let all the betas fiddle around with the check...whatever that is.

This is exactly the behavior I have been observing of alphas, together with #5.

Boreed^ That post is so gamma dude.

Mi Hijo, save your unprestigious whining for the next post in the series, What it Really Means to Be "Gamma", which I have to admit would be a totally Omega move.