What should be the new name for Papa John's?
The legacy of this brand is tainted by Mr. John's unretractable remarks. His statement caused sales to fall 10% in July. I can't see a future where the name remains as is now that he is on the outs. The company needs to reframe its image.
So, monkeys, let's brainstorm a new name for Papa John's.
The simplest solution would be changing the name to either PJs or Papa's, but this does still represent the current name. I think they need to go bolder. My suggestion: Paulie Pepperoni
Transgendered Casey's to appease the librulz. Papa John's was too patriarchical anyways.
“Not Papa John’s”
Papa Juan's
Papi Juan's*
As if anyone will remember his out of context statement in 6 months.
Papa John literally did nothing wrong
Kaeppy's
How about Papa Giovanni’s or alternately Kind of Shitty Pizza....
I think just Shitty Pizza would do the trick
Father Jonathan's/Father Joseph
Does a slice also include a peepee touch in a confessional?
Papa Tom's
Pepe John’s
Hands Up Don't Shoot My Papa
Uncle Tom's
Gender-Non-Conforming Parent John's Pizza. Its 2018, they need to get woke.
"Papa's" or "Papa's Pizza" ... you can't get rid of the Papa part, it's like Little Caesar could be short-named "Caesar's Pizza" but not "Little Pizza"
Papa's is patriarchal? How dare you assume their gender?
Multiculturally Moderate Marinara's
Grandpa John's.
We are all racist. Some people are just better at hiding it.
It won't change.
Drop the "the", just call it "Facebook". walks off in 90ies Justin Timberlake haircut
I can't believe it's not pizza!
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