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That's great Shorttheworld. The only difference between you and other people who have had 3somes is they rarely go and brag about it on a finance-oriented forum. Fucking amateur, at least go get a 6 pack and share the details with your boys or something....
Did you really need to mention the threeway was with two girls.... that is usually implied
I beg to differ. 2 guys 1 girl, 3 guys, 3 girls. There are possibilites for other kinds of threesomes, the implied factor depends entirely on the audience.
In shorttheworld's case, I'm betting it's the 2nd-latter.
HAH. idiot.
can't forget about lemonparties...
beat me to it
loving this bashing :)
He was the cup!!
Threeway with two girls. Ok, cool. Were they hot?
Please tell me this wasn't a playdough party
In other news, shorttheworld lost his virginity this weekend.
Did you at least record it while you were flexing and watching yourself in the mirror?
it happened like this
http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eiffel-tower1.j… (link is not explicit)
except the two girls were on the outside wearing big black strap-ons and shorttheworld was in the middle
Found out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.
I got a firm erection at an interview 90% of the length necessary to fuck
yayyy happypantsmcgee can feel good about himself now and won't hide his low self-esteem and insecurity with his need to brag about his job....OH WAIT
Even at top 10%, of the labor force, his being in the top 90% puts him in the top 1%, SO, by the merits of his statement, he is, by default, in the top 1%.
Your honor, I rest my case.
Congrats my man
Wow... you guys had great weekends.
All I managed to do was secure a ticket pair of tickets to Game 1 of the Bruins/Lighting Series. I don't even know the date yet, but it's an excuse to go up to Boston for a night and be on the first train back in the AM.
how would i spin a 3-way into a good thing on a business school resume? (think harvard (or bust))
Fucking your mom and your step-mom is not an appropriate mother's day present...
Yours didn't seem to mind lol.
You would short, you would.
I had a threeway with two other gentleman beat that.
I didn't die. Believe it or not, that was a win this weekend.
Happy: congrats man, best of luck!
Hooked up with totally random girls both Friday and Saturday. Pretty average I know, but shit still got some pussy.
I kicked back and drank Caribs and Rum in the British Virgin Islands(Virgin Gorda Friday to Now)
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