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HFFBALLfan123Did you really need to mention the threeway was with two girls.... that is usually implied

I beg to differ. 2 guys 1 girl, 3 guys, 3 girls. There are possibilites for other kinds of threesomes, the implied factor depends entirely on the audience.

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HFFBALLfan123Did you really need to mention the threeway was with two girls.... that is usually implied

HAH. idiot.

 

Did you at least record it while you were flexing and watching yourself in the mirror?

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Found out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeeFound out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.

I got a firm erection at an interview 90% of the length necessary to fuck

 
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happypantsmcgeeFound out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.

yayyy happypantsmcgee can feel good about himself now and won't hide his low self-esteem and insecurity with his need to brag about his job....OH WAIT

Eh, sometimes you find that there is no attitude problem.....he really is that good.
Get busy living
 
happypantsmcgeeFound out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.
90th percentile is hardly impressive happy pants. Always shoot for 99th percentile in everything you do.
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happypantsmcgeeFound out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.
90th percentile is hardly impressive happy pants. Always shoot for 99th percentile in everything you do.
I would like to think that aside from the recent influx of high school knuckleheads, most of the people on this site are in the top 1 - 5% of the market.....yes?

Even at top 10%, of the labor force, his being in the top 90% puts him in the top 1%, SO, by the merits of his statement, he is, by default, in the top 1%.

Your honor, I rest my case.

Get busy living
 

Wow... you guys had great weekends.

All I managed to do was secure a ticket pair of tickets to Game 1 of the Bruins/Lighting Series. I don't even know the date yet, but it's an excuse to go up to Boston for a night and be on the first train back in the AM.

 

You would short, you would.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

I didn't die. Believe it or not, that was a win this weekend.

Happy: congrats man, best of luck!

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Hooked up with totally random girls both Friday and Saturday. Pretty average I know, but shit still got some pussy.

Still I Rise
 

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