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Wait, did you attend Fuck U or major in Fuck You?

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
JeffSkilling
jgx101OP YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

Damn prestigious avatar pic you got there.

Do you eat that Credit Crunch with milk, or just straight out the box? Personally, I enjoy biting those mini Bernanke heads with some lactose and tolerance.
 

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