What's the worst relationship/fling you've had?
So I met this girl about a month ago and over time she has transitioned from a total babe with what I thought was a great personality to a stage 5 clinger. Talk about a depreciating asset. It's gotten to the point where I can't even look at my phone without seeing some absurd text from her. And If I don't answer it within a certain timeframe, she EMAILS ME telling me to check my phone! She cannot go a day without asking, and I quote, "so are you like attracted to me, or like sexually attracted to me?" or something else completely stupid. Our little fling is casual at best. Her antics are driving me insane and the only thing stopping me from checking myself into a psych ward is that I'm afraid I'll run into her there. Obviously this needs to end, so what do you guys suggest? There's no way this girl is going to take it lightly so I guess its more along the lines of damage control. Anyway, I thought of this thread after reading one of her crazy fucking messages. So without further ado, whats the worst relationship or fling you guys have been in??
And for everyone who took the CFA exam today, hope you did well!
She means are you only physically attracted to me or do you like me for more than my body...
I know what she's asking I was just giving an example of one of asinine questions.
Nah lady. It’s strictly business. You want cash or will you take a cheque?
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Hahahah. Reminds me of this one chick I used to be with. I wasn't answering her phone calls one night. She comes over and sits in her car in front of my house for two hours. She finally texted me saying she was in front of my house. So, I go out there and kiss her on the forehead and tell her I can't do this anymore because of XYZ. She ended up crying her eyes out but I stuck to the story. Point is, let her down VERY lightly. Being an asshole will make it worse.
My suggestion is you rob a bank and get chased by the cops, then drive to the oceanfront and dive off a cliff in a really dramatic way; faking your own death. (Make sure to buy a couple of Scuba tanks)
My friend from enterprise can hook you up with a sweet ride and autoinsurance.
Tell her you got the crabs!
haha this reminds me of my ex. Trust me when I say you need to end things as soon as possible, every day that passes its only getting worse. Being in a relationship like this is seriously the most depressing, fun-sucking thing you can do to yourself.
My ex used to always say the same shit to me, I used to get in trouble for texting any female...even looking at or saying hi to another girl would turn into an argument. She would routinely say things like "Im not pretty enough for you" "I know you would rather be with somebody else"....GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I had a girl once who flat out told me that she's only being with me for the purposes of marriage.
I dated a girl who flat out told me that she slept with other dudes while dating me, like it's not a big deal.. I grudge fucked and dumped her.
Then you could have slept with other girls. What’s the big deal?
Another time, I was dating this girl and it was going reasonably well. One time, we got some food, I forgot what it was but she loved it and I was trying it for the first time. Anyway, she sets her food on the counter pretty close to the edge. She is bending over to get a pitcher out of the bottom cupboard to make some iced tea. I try to squeeze by her to get to the fridge and I accidentally knock over her bowl. Now, I would have understood her getting a little pissed, but it was an accident. She proceeds to flip out and proceeds to curse me out and saying how I'm impatient and selfish. Crazy bitch. So i just leave, hoping she calms down. She calls me and just repeats the same shit the next day. Never saw her again.
My advice.
Have sex with her and then pull out your wallet and say " so, how much? Do you accept checks?"
Lol Heister. Welcome back.
Oh man this one is gr8.
I dunno if this is better or worse:
I'm seeing this girl who will text me all the time with random 2 words blurbs: "soo yea" "ok hi" shit like that. So i'll respond normally like 'hey what's up" "what are you up to" and then she responds and texts like an absolute fuckwit. Her texting has no logical pattern or flow at all. When she is in person she's normal.
It's so frustrating trying to make plans and shit i'm about ready to just stop talking to her.
As to OP's problem, wean her off, just slowly stop talking to her and she will give up.
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Update - She ended up texting me later the night I posted this and asked if I was still sexually attracted to her. So I turned on the option that tells the other person that you've read their message and then just never responded. I guess she got the message because I haven't talked to her since. Mission Accomplished.
hah or is it??
I have a pretty good one.
I met this chick a little after the start of the school year, she was sort of shy and wasn't the type where I could just invite her to a party and then gain easy access to her pants. But she was cute so I decided that she'd be worth the trouble of getting to know, etc. About two weeks pass and I finally get into her dorm room and we start making out. After a bit I start moving my hand down her pants and she stops my hand and pushes it away. No big deal I thought, I'll give it a shot in a little bit. Few more minutes pass of lip dancing and I try escalating things again but this time she gives me a verbal "no stop". So to avoid a sexual assault charge I completely stopped, and settled for just crashing in her bed for the night since I didn't want to walk all the way back across campus to Greek Town at 3am.
Morning comes and when we wake up we start going at it again but I still get shot down when I try to escalate things with a more stern "No!"
So I'm like whatever at this point and just hit the road.
Later that evening she calls me up and is all "Hey what happened last night?", and I'm just like...what you do mean? She then goes on to ask why we never fucked, and I reminded her about the multiple times that she denied my advances. Turns out that she's REALLY into guys who just fuck her anyway even if she protests, and is upset with me that I didin't just do it.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Yeah sounds like a great way to get a rape charge on me. "Sorry Officer, I just thought that maybe she'd be into it". Why is it always the cute innocent ones that are into the weird stuff? Don't get me wrong I would've happily obliged her had she filled me in on her weird fantasy...but I guess it was something I was supposed to just guess on?
I'm still kinda shell shocked from that one. Ironic as it is, Louis C.K. has a rape joke that is basically scene for scene what happened with me.
Bro that is absolute gold.
LOL, sounds like a keeper.
Idk man. I remained in contact with her for a few more months after that, and I had only begun to scratch the surface of how crazy she was.
When I first went away to school, I met this really pretty blonde girl from upstate VT who, within minutes, made it very clear that she was freaky and confused... So we become friends and are partners in our biology class (which was great because that was her major and she was smart). She starts really telling me about her fucked up life and her fantasies and stuff. Cool. One Friday night, homegirl shows up at my dorm in full french maid gear , fake lashes with a fuckin cake. Little weirded out, but I obviously go with it - proceed to eat cake and have fun. Something just felt.. off after it though. And to add to it, allllllll the bros saw her come in and were wondering who she was there for. It was just a whole big production.
So the next night she shows up again, same deal minus the cake. We really go at it, as I have now had 24 hours to comprehend the situation. Afterward it just feels weird again, like she snapped back into reality and just wants to get out. Think about saying something but don't. I plan on talking to her after class that Monday.
Monday rolls around and she's not in class. I don't think much of it. Doesn't show up for the lab (damn), doesn't show up for the Wednesday class. Starting to worry about her at this point....
....Apparently she had dropped out of school. Never saw her again. Never heard from her again. It's still a mystery and I still wonder what her deal was.
The whole thing seems surreal, and sometimes I wonder/worry about her. Great two nights though.
Maybe you inspired her to become an actual French maid?
haha could be. I just hope I didn't inspire her to drop out, or lose her mind or anything.
Oh my god
Any of my previous relationships where the girl asked "What are we doing?" or "What are we?"
My sophomore year of college I was kinda broke because I had to move out of my apt because my roommate, long story. So I move into another place with randoms that's cheap. I end up hooking up with one of my roommates (friend of a friend of a friend) one night after I got hammered. So we do this casually for like 2 weeks (not sure what I WAS THINKING). We're in the shower one night, both near blackout, and she asks me to urinate on her. I was drunk and shell shocked so I apparently told her she was a twisted person and all this. I moved out the next month.
You let a golden opportunity slip through your fingers right there buddy.
hahaha major emphasis on the golden aspect
A golddigger who played it off pretty well until I saw the signs.
lol @ CFA exam
you are the boss.
this thread is pure gold. love it.
Girl asked me to move in with her on our second date. And then suggested I buy the house. I was 24 and broke and we hadn’t even made out yet. When I declined she had her ex-boyfriend buy her an apartment. He was the king of simps.
After that whenever I stayed overnight at her pad it always felt a bit weird. I felt like we were doing it behind his back but we totally weren’t secret about it. I had met her ex and he knew she and I she and I were dating and doing stuff. Weird.
I finally dumped her because if she was going to simp-ify her ex and take massive advantage of him like that then she wasn’t the kind of girl I wanted to be with long term at all. But she was super hot and brought the kind of game only a truly crazy chick with issues can, so it was fun for a while.
LOL we totally missed this is an ancient post - but still - it's a lesson...
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