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I been everywhere man. I consider Colorado home.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

You must be Stig's American cousin.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Not representing the Motherland in this thread I see

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Boston! But I've been jumping around various cities these past six or seven years.

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Boston

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

California

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

I think we might be neighbors.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Flake

I think we might be neighbors.

You that guy with the squirtle? No offense but I'm going to thunder the sht out of him w/ my zapdos if you don't shut him up past 10 PM. People need sleep, wow.

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