Which firms juniors consume the most ZYNs? Rankings
Word on the grapevine, is that this summer apparently many firms across Wall St. were suppling zyns in the snack room to help support analysts buzz. (Talking 6mg + imported from Sweden not 3mg like William Blair) Seems to be somewhat of a correlation of high deal flow = more zyns in the snackroom. My current observation for firms whose juniors consume the most ZYNs: Tier 1: Morgan Stanley, RBC, Lazard Tier 2: Goldman Sachs, PWP, PJT Tier 3: Evercore, JPM Tier 4: UBS (Even though a Swiss bank, in the NY office heard they moved down to 3mg) Honorable Mention: Houlihan Lokey (if they pumped out deals like they did zyns then maybe they would be higher N/A: CVP (prob wants to ban them), Moelis (lost Kaye, and now no more Sweden imports?)
Do you know what the S in UBS stands for? pls fix, thx.
Updated. Please advise now.
Swiss* but close enough. thx
I heard RBC rips Snus
Confirmed
Pretty sure Lazard only rips Spearmint. Think that should bump them down 2 tiers. Fucking pussies
William Blair.
I heard y’all only rip 3mg? Confirm or deny? Please advise so we can update accordingly
They can't afford anything stronger the way bonuses have been trending
Respectable amount at PJT
Enough to bump them to Tier 1? What flavor?
Don't shake a stick at the Velo pouches. Have a nice 7mg option for those of us addicts who started dipping at 13. Also, in NYC I'm getting them 1/2 to 1/3 the price of ZYNs and the tin is a much smaller and more discrete.
Velo are smoother taste but buzz doesn't hit the same imo (one in rn)
them dyal boyz r goin crazy over there
The nerds at Evercore have never touched a woman nor zyn
Thanks, will update accordingly. Any other firms that should be noted? Heard Evercore can’t leave the office until 3am
All yall gen z pu$$y takes Zyn. Real man smokes actual cigs
Can't shake the feeling of destroying lungs with every breath
You are intaking nicotine either way. We all killing ourselves. At least i don’t look like a dumbass with bulge in my mouth
Real alphas rip nothing but Grizzly long cut
Are things like geek bars frowned upon?
Just zyn bro
Smooth 6mg is the way to go. Flavors are gay
William Blair uses flavored 3mg…
Wells Fargo’s rips chewing tobacco
I heard BMO M&M rips 21 mg…
Heard its more a M&M groups thing
Why is Lazard there twice?
Just moved from Sweden to work FT at London BB. Brought with me a stack of Siberia XS. Those who know, know.
Most comparable substance to coke that I’ve ever consumed
I heard BMO M&M rips icebergs and cubas
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