Who is the Biggest Tool on WSO?

I'm relatively new to the forum but I've noticed that a number of the posters (or maybe they are trolls) tend to display toolish tendencies.

So who is the biggest tool/prestige whore on this forum?

Also...please spare the "i have the biggest tool on WSO" jokes.

Thanks. Just covering my ass in case trolls want to derail my post.

EDIT; spare the "lord blankfein is the biggest tool" jokes as well

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boutiquebank4life... hands down.

"Major in economics; use your economics degree to get an analyst job on Wall Street; use your analyst job to get into Harvard or Stanford Business School; and worry about the rest of your life later"
 

the poster below me

lol i bet no 1 has bawls to do it :D come on some 1 take 1 for the team we have to keep this threadalive!

 
euroazn
heisterInteresting.
Problem?

No not at all, I was just commenting on the thread, and mostly your post in general it made me bust out laughing.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I managed to fall for that after reading everybody's comments. I blame the hangover.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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