Who the hell keeps clogging the toilets?

This is supposed to be a classy white collar professional environment. Everyone dresses well and otherwise acts respectfully and has manners. So why the fuck does that not apply in the bathroom? I swear it's every day I go to take a crap and there's a mountain of toilet paper. Even today, sitting on a floor where almost nobody else is working. What the fuck are you guys even doing in there?

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Sometimes I go through so many wipes I courtesy flush myself so I don't clog the toilet with too many wipes. So flush the first round and go for a second round. 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

What I don't get is how people don't seem to know how to take a shit. Like on Friday 2/3 of the cubicles on my floor had shit sprayed on the seat and the rim of the bowl. Not uncommon. My theory is that some people have a phobia of public toilets so squat down but don't actually sit on them. Luckily we have some full time cleaners who are always going in and out of the bathrooms to take care of situations like this. 

 
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