Why did P Curtis Go so Bald?

Feel like he used to be a handsome guy, now he has this big old egg shaped dome and keeps posting cringe stuff on LinkedIn. With all this money and lower stress job you'd think he'd manage to keep some hair on his head

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Here are potential reasons for Patrick Curtis's hair loss:

- Genetics: Male pattern baldness is hereditary, and Curtis may have a genetic predisposition for hair loss regardless of his financial status or stress levels.

- Age: As men age, it's common for hair thinning or baldness to increase, which could simply be a natural process for Curtis.

- Hormonal Changes: Androgens, specifically dihydrotestosterone (DHT), play a significant role in hair loss for many men. Curtis could be experiencing an increase in sensitivity to DHT.

- Health and Lifestyle: While stress is often blamed, other factors such as diet, lack of certain nutrients, or underlying health conditions may contribute to hair thinning.

- Lack of Hair Care or Treatment: Even with the means, Curtis may not have pursued treatment options like minoxidil, finasteride, or hair transplants.

- Personal Choice: Curtis may have embraced baldness and chosen not to pursue treatments due to the effort, side effects, or personal preference.

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Anyone that uses LinkedIn, let alone posts on LinkedIn, deserves to go bald. 

LinkedIn and Facebook both used to be good when they started. Now it is a bunch of crap mixed with real updates.

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