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Yes there is a 100% chance that mewing will allow you to break in. There is a pretty strong misconception about having a quality education background, strong technical skills, and good interpersonal skills. Senior bankers just want someone with a strong jaw line.

However, if your jawline is too strong you will NOT receive an offer. DO NOT out-mew your superiors. They will take it as a sign that you are gunning for their job and will refuse to pass you along in the process.

 

As someone who has a fucked up jaw that clicks everytime I open it, I definitely don't recommend this. My "injury" was just the result of bone structure and possible teeth grinding while asleep and gum chewing as a child, but I wouldn't do anything to increase the risk of TMJ disorders.

 

You probably need to get more LEAN to get that chiseled JAW look.

 

Personally I think you're a weirdo for asking this in the first place. Do you also care about big their dicks are? How do I grow that?

 

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