WLR IS FIRE

I see all this hate for WLR online but tbh no one knows how to listen to it. The proper way is to bump it in your car whipping 90 on the NJ turnpike whipping your head back and forth feeling like you wanna rob a wawa in your black air force ones and throw hands with a mall santa and give a 7 year old PTSD.

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Carti fans swear you need to listen to it underwater with goggles on while eating tiger foot with barbeque sauce and it'll be mad fire.

 

Whole lotta dookie

Don't be disrespecting Dookie. It was a great album, probably Green Day's best.

Would somebody mind translating the original post for me though?  Unfortunately I don't speak retard.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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