WSO Caption Contest - June 11th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt
You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
"Prove your Dick Fuld, post a picture of yourself in front of a monitor showing WSO. Until then I will assume your a desperate attention seeking loser." - mkDiz
Looks like the ball is in your court, @"mkDiz"
as far as I'm concerned, just post a spoon pic with Sharon naked (his secretary)
Wow. :P
"September 14, 2008"
(the day before Lehman's bankruptcy filing)
(too soon?)
Is the prize a "Bleed Lehman Green" t-shirt this time?
"Let's see what 'the help' is up to these days"
"I will take down Barclays ONE THREAD AT A TIME."
"Obviously the kid should have been blacklisted, I mean he broke a verbal contract - just like those damn Limeys in '08" - theGorilla
@"HFer_wannabe" I believe you mean Goldman
Damnit they gave me the wrong name tag again.
Barclays let you keep your desk on top of the electronics?
I can't believe my AMA didn't get more silver bananas...this is so humiliating.
"What I really want to do is reach in WSO, rip out their heart and eat it before they die!"
Achhh, where is Pandora? The music has stopped.
Thank god my wife just thinks I'm looking at LainaMilf porn all day. If she knew I was reading WSO, she'd think I'm crazy.
"Fuckin' short-sellers..."
"From non-Target to BB CEO: My Story"
"What the fuck!? Whenever I Google myself, there's always a hit for this "WallStreetOasis" website, and there are threads created by me! I don't remember posting these things on this site. Although, I did have a little bit too much brandy last night after dinner. Don't worry Dick, you'll get to the bottom of this; Dick always gets to the bottom of things."
Maybe this site will make me realize what i did wrong..
DICKS EVERYWHERE
DickFuld (Gorilla) Certified User Investment Banking - Prospective Monkey Silver Bananas awarded to this user: 1 Monkey Shit thrown at this user: 26200
(for those who don't get it, source: wikipedia)
Damn @"DickFuld," you can't be on WSO at your summer internship man.
"Okay I'll spend a couple minutes on WSO, then I'll finally go to Investopedia to look up the definition Capital Injection."
"FUCK! I ran out of MS to throw at @wallstreet321"
"If Lehmann wasn't doing great, why would I be spending time here?"
"Post thread title: URGENT: What are mortgage backed securities?"
"I'm at the end of the WSO Rainbow and Profoundly Unhappy: AMA"
We are going to squeeze some of those interns. Squeeze them hard! Not that I want to hurt them....I just want to rip their souls out and make them understand what is right in the halls of Wall Street!
sign up. sorry, that user name is already taken...
"I'm the CEO of a BB IB: AMA"
Sept 14th, 2008
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