WSO Caption Contest - June 11th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday

33 Comments
 

"What I really want to do is reach in WSO, rip out their heart and eat it before they die!"

"The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer."
 

"What the fuck!? Whenever I Google myself, there's always a hit for this "WallStreetOasis" website, and there are threads created by me! I don't remember posting these things on this site. Although, I did have a little bit too much brandy last night after dinner. Don't worry Dick, you'll get to the bottom of this; Dick always gets to the bottom of things."

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

DickFuld (Gorilla) Certified User Investment Banking - Prospective Monkey Silver Bananas awarded to this user: 1 Monkey Shit thrown at this user: 26200

(for those who don't get it, source: wikipedia)

 

"I'm at the end of the WSO Rainbow and Profoundly Unhappy: AMA"

"You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you need to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are." - Mister Rogers
 

We are going to squeeze some of those interns. Squeeze them hard! Not that I want to hurt them....I just want to rip their souls out and make them understand what is right in the halls of Wall Street!

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