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godtacChange this

The chat was open until a bunch of kids started acting like morons and breaking the ToS. It's not going to be reopened to everyone.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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godtacChange this

The chat was open until a bunch of kids started acting like morons and breaking the ToS. It's not going to be reopened to everyone.

Sad but true. I fuckin' loved 99% of the people in there. It's that fuckin 1% screwing up everything again. #America

 

If it's possible to do, I'm all for this. Either that or just a ban function for chat only would be great.

 
BlackHatIf it's possible to do, I'm all for this. Either that or just a ban function for chat only would be great.

I believe there was a ban function already when chat got taken away from the masses, the problem is they can't police the chat 24/7.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
FutureWallerOr let non cert users be able to view the chat, but not post anything

This right here is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard.

As long as it wouldn't be too much of a problem, I would be fine with people getting voted in.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

I don't think a lot of these kids understand that the chat is just that... a chat.

For those that don't get it, rarely are (well, were) people discussing work in the chat. They're shooting the shit about random topics and occasionally discussing what life is like at their jobs/how to break in/whatever.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
BlackHat
FebreezeBRING THEDSS BACK

Thedss is the best

I wonder if he ever got with that chick from the gym that everyone told him to go after. If so, did he use the chat's suggestions?

 

granted i usually troll hard on the forums, but the chat was great..i definitely used the chat more than the actual forum trying to help people out/giving abuse to febreeze

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

Late to the party here, but I would make the use case for the chat room as a legitimate career resource, even beyond the immediate functionality of giving/receiving career and investing advice.

This past month I literally referred a friend (who I met on the WSO chat) to a headhunter at a top shop and the person got the job (lateral move, not an entry move). Neither of us are/were certified users.

There's an opportunity being missed here and I'd consider exploring some sort of middle ground resolution. Maybe take a look at DM's idea? idk.

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Nouveau Richie

Late to the party here, but I would make the use case for the chat room as a legitimate career resource, even beyond the immediate functionality of giving/receiving career and investing advice.

This past month I literally referred a friend (who I met on the WSO chat) to a headhunter at a top shop and the person got the job (lateral move, not an entry move). Neither of us are/were certified users.

There's an opportunity being missed here and I'd consider exploring some sort of middle ground resolution. Maybe take a look at DM's idea? idk.

Didn't get any notice on the Site Suggestions forum, doubt we'll see a change here anytime soon

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
happypantsmcgee

vouch for feb and nouveau as well.

Thanks dick

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M happypantsmcgee:

vouch for feb and nouveau as well.

Thanks dick

You know Patrick better than I do.

I lost faith in WSO when they banned blastoise.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee D M: happypantsmcgee:

vouch for feb and nouveau as well.

Thanks dick

You know Patrick better than I do.

I lost faith in WSO when they banned blastoise.

wait, blastoise got banned? I thought he just stopped posting?

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
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happypantsmcgee D M: happypantsmcgee:

vouch for feb and nouveau as well.

Thanks dick

You know Patrick better than I do.

I lost faith in WSO when they banned blastoise.

losing faith?! ....that hurts. please know that each decision to block is carefully considered after repeated warnings to the violating user (especially someone that has been around for so long).

that being said, we can't make repeated exceptions for 1 user and expect other problems not to keep coming up. We've applied the guidelines as consistently as we possibly can.

Ask yourself this - would you prefer the free for all we had 1 year ago when there was 3-4 troll comments in every thread which pushed away / distracted from a lot of helpful advice? maybe you would, but that isn't the type of environment we want here...while it's a bit more boring, it's also more welcoming to professionals -- we've added a record # of certified users, have had a ton of Q&As and AMAs recently and we expect that trend to continue. I think part of that improvement has been blocking the most immature users that try to use WSO as their own comedic experiment.

Have faith, WSOs best days are ahead.

-Patrick

 
happypantsmcgee D M: happypantsmcgee:

vouch for feb and nouveau as well.

Thanks dick

You know Patrick better than I do.

I lost faith in WSO when they banned blastoise.

Fair enough haha... PATRICK WHY DIDN'T YOU VOUCH FOR ME!?!/1// jk

happypantsmcgee

I didnt actually lose faith, I just miss the little guy (weird saying that about a senior in college...maybe that was part of the problem.)

Yea I'm with ya there. Kid had character

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

What's so great about it? And how does WSO make money off of it? I assume they make nothing, which makes me wonder why they would make it available to anyone.

''You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you need to concentrate on.'' — President George W. Bush 0.5 bb
 
Xepa

I brought this up in the monthly CU conference call this week. You're welcome guys :P I think there's a right mix of supply/demand maintenance to have quality while still preventing trolling/malicious behavior on the chatroom.

Public chat live again: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/the-wso-chat-room

Once you're banned, no matter how much you plead you can't gain access again because we don't have the mod power to police / ban and unban a bunch of users.

Enjoy Responsibly, Patrick

 
CivilServant

Sounds like a great idea. If policing it is the problem why don't Pat et al make 4-5 users they trust mods in the chat?

He did, but that still wasn't enough. There are still periods when certified users (usually the only people he knows and can trust) aren't around.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
CivilServant

Sounds like a great idea. If policing it is the problem why don't Pat et al make 4-5 users they trust mods in the chat?

Because even if there are 4-5 mods, many times they won't be in the chat.

Anyway, let's give this another shot, with a 1 strike and you're out policy.... I think about 50% of the members in this thread asking for chat will likely get banned from it within 2 weeks, but hopefully I'm proven wrong:

Public chat live again: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/the-wso-chat-room

Once you're banned, no matter how much you plead you can't gain access again because we don't have the mod power to police / ban and unban a bunch of users.

Enjoy Responsibly, Patrick

 
WallStreetOasis.com godtac:

where's the chat at?

Public chat live again: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/the-wso-chat-room

Once you're banned, no matter how much you plead you can't gain access again because we don't have the mod power to police / ban and unban a bunch of users.

Enjoy Responsibly,
Patrick

It says "Please Sign In" when I go to type something

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Oh my god. I love you

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
WallStreetOasis.com

...ok, it's working now...thanks D M for troubleshooting

I'm a pro dawg, ain't no thang but a chicken wing

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Xepa

Yo do I get a SB from someone for help leading the internal push for this? hahaha

Yea yea yea I'll throw you a SBoner

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I didnt actually lose faith, I just miss the little guy (weird saying that about a senior in college...maybe that was part of the problem.)

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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