XMAS ideas for the good and bad monkeys of the world
Basically a rehash of the same thread from this time last year. Got some pretty great feedback last year so figured i'd put it out there again, what does everyone want this year?
Basically a rehash of the same thread from this time last year. Got some pretty great feedback last year so figured i'd put it out there again, what does everyone want this year?
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Why do people type "XMAS"? I get it on signs somewhat when there is limited space. But, not really with computers.
So... are you athiest or just lazy?
I just assumed either a grammar zealot, MAGA bro, or Christian for the War on Xmas, would feel the need to comment on my choice and as a result artificially bump my post up to the top of the feed, so... i guess the real question is which one are you?
Yes, some of those apply, but mainly curiosity. Nice question with a question.
Christmas is a Pagan holiday -- not Christian.
I guess it either is similar enough to the sign of the Cross, or maybe derived from the Greek "Chi-Rho" for Christ's name.
I'm a member of the student-run investment fund at my school, and I'm throwing a Christmas party at my apartment (it's really more of a pregame before we go out to bars). Getting the graduating president a bottle of Old Raj.
Gin, the most Christmas smelling of all the liquors. Good choice.
Nah, you mean Rumple
crypto currency
You mean that's what you meant to ask for last xmas?
What do you all get for people who have everything they want/need? My go-to is usually a meal or an event, but I wouldn't mind mixing it up this year.
Im a big fan of more experience type gifts for people who i know i cant really get physical stuff for (your idea of a meal/event works pretty well). For example i got my girlfriend's younger brother tickets for him and i to go see Action Bronson, i figure i get the instant karma points and look good for my potential future in laws, plus... i get to go to an AB concert lol.
who is it and how close are you?
Thinking mainly of my parents. I always get the whole "you spending Christmas with us is all we care about" spiel whenever I ask about what they want.
both my family and my in laws agreed not to do christmas presents this year, and it's one of the best feelings I've ever had for post-grad christmas. beforehand, when I was hardly buying anything except for my now-wife, it was awesome, being on the receiving end.
but now, being older, having to drive all over the southeast (thankfully no airplanes), see everyone, sleep in uncomfortable beds (my high school bed is worse than a Howard Johnson floor), trying to please all sides of everyone's family, and then get back to work quickly, the absolute last thing I want to do is ask everyone what they want, buy it, and then wrap it up.
the holidays are about family, and removing the commercialism from christmas is such a great feeling.
now to answer the question, what do I want?
I can empathize with your (and likely everyone's) desire for the family interaction to be light and civil. Up until last year i was rocking a 4 Christmas' type scenario (driving from BMore to basically the PA line then back to DC on XMas day) until i decided to start doing it at my place and just have everyone over. I wont have the Raven's-Steelers game to buffer the family this year so we shall see how it goes.
Alcohol never fails as a gift (barring any sober/boring people)
I'm celebrating Festivus.
Already made my donation to the Human Fund.
A good shaving scuttle.
Roy Moore hats are on sale
Do the hats say "Make America Sixteen Again"?
Hahahaha... zing
After years of having to cram my apartment with crap presents, I now allow only unique accessories for the liquor cabinet and anything charismatic like ugly Christmas sweaters/tops, etc. Top item on the list this year is any cocktail book I don't already own. Priorities first... Cheers.
The Liberator Wedge
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It's Christmas Time in Investment Banking!!! (Originally Posted: 11/21/2011)
What would be the best Christmas gift to a first year analyst who starts this summer? Looking back, what do you wish you had going into that first summer as an analyst? Or what would have made your life just a little easier?
I'm a workout buff, so I was thinking an adjustable BowFlex dumbell set since there's no time to hit up the gym.
Brainstorm the entry level bankers' best gift ideas!
^ Nice spam blast Dr. Pepper.
An air mattress that fits under your desk.
Christmas (Originally Posted: 12/09/2016)
OK guys (and girls), looking for some help with ideas for Christmas gifts. I like the holidays, but hate thinking up stuff I want. I'm in my 30s and moderately successful, so if there's anything under $100 I want I generally just buy it for myself.
That being said, there are a bunch of people who buy me small gifts and I feel bad that I never give them good ideas, so I'm hoping to crowdsource. What ideas does WSO have for smaller gifts for guys (lets just say $25-50)?
I'll give bananas or career advice (I'm not in IB) or anything reasonable that you may care about for good ideas.
" I like the holidays, but hate thinking up stuff I want." it's a cruel world out there brother...
I started telling people who want to buy me shitty gifts to just give to our local toy drive. Not that I don't appreciate the gesture of "gift-giving," but at our age, anything you actually want, you already have. If you don't, then it is probably too expensive for someone else to buy.
I know it's 1st world problems, but it is the reality that I live in. Alcohol is a great go to, but I'm really trying to cut back.
I tried to get people to donate to charity instead of getting me something, but my family isn't having it.
Tickets to something is a good idea, but I'd have to take the wife so it probably gets slightly pricey for a small gift.
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Learn what people's drinking habits are.
A nicer bottle of wine, or gin or rum is always a good gift to receive. You can shop for a lot of the people at one store alone (which alone is pretty good).
Another idea is trying to get something you know they like. If they are golfers, a box of ProV1's are always nice, if they collect money, you can buy some confederate collectors money for $10/$20 a bill.
If you don't know, just ask. It's not as weird as you think.
All the above mentioned ideas are good (craft beer, wine, liquor, concert/sport tickets). The worst would be when you put in effort to buy something "cool" and the recipient ends up never using the gift you bought them. What I personally loved was receiving Starbucks gift cards. Low risk and chances of people using them are generally high.
A shaving/beard kit if they have facial hair. The sauasage, cheeese and cracker holiday gift sets. Drinks: Give them an out there bottle of something that they wouldn't run into on a normal day but is sill within your price range.
Are you good with your hands? You can make them stuff. A giftcard that they can re-gift. A nice kitchen knife within your range. Set them up with cheap cooking lessons or painting lessons. An expensive Dildo. A cool book on a topic they like. Netflix giftcard. Amazon card, but that's kinda boring. Restaurant gift cards. Giftcards to do something that gets them out of the house, and out of their normal routines- but still something they would enjoy doing. Headphones, you can get some amazing earbuds in the 30-45 dollar range. (let me know if you need suggestions.
Kitchen knife is a pretty good idea. I have a set we got at our engagement party and could use an upgrade. Good ones are a little much for a smallish gift, but there's probably something decent in a reasonable range
Are we really going to ignore the casually dropped "expensive Dildo"? He even capitalized the "D"
I see what you did there...just slipping that in.
"I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a dildo - if she doesn't like shoes she can go fuck herself."
I think wireless earbuds are quite a good value present this year, would be keen to hear some of your suggestions The_Regulator
Booze Something goofy and specific to them on eBay Golf balls Rubik's cube Money clip (no idea how much this costs, to be fair) Hunting/Fishing license (also, no idea how much this costs) Pedicure Prepaid happy ending massage (will cost a bit more, so I hear) T-shirt from their alma mater, hometown, current city, etc.
Book you like and they would like Ticket for frosty at Wendy's Cheap headphones
Millions of other things
Love the "ticket for Frosty at Wendy's". I honestly haven't received one in at least 10 years and would be quite pleased if someone gave me 1 or 2 in a gift card.
Bombay sapphire 1.75L FTW
Crowdsource 20 friends and family members to pitch in $50 each and you can get a round trip from NYC to Bangkok. One night should be sufficient to make a hard man humble. Bonus: Christmas/New Years' is peak Thailand weather.
Imo any kind of gift card is the laziest gift you can give and won't really be appreciated.
One gift idea I've been considering are Tiles. They are small bluetooth trackers about the size of a zippo. You can put them on your keys, phone, pet, etc and use an app to see where your Tiles are. You can also go the other way and tap your Tile to make your phone beep in case it is lost. The battery last for 1 year and are $25 each, 4 for $60.
I wouldn't get one for myself but it's a cheap gift that would be suitable for any person I think.
I agree on the gift cards. Since there's nothing that I really want I actually appreciate getting gift cards so I can pick something later, but my family pretty much won't do gift cards. The only exception is that my parents will get my wife and I a gift card to a decent restaurant, which I always appreciate.
Tile is a really interesting idea. I'm not sure I need this (never really lost my phone or wallet), but this is exactly the type of gift I'm looking for. Something that I wouldn't buy for myself, a little unique and would benefit me day-to-day.
I like to buy physical goods myself because I'm very particular about which brand/model of most everything that I want. So something that I started doing with family is asking them to gift me an experience with them. So my dad usually will buy me a round of golf or baseball tickets for the two of us. My mom and I have a unique deal where my gift to her is the ingredients for a 5 course meal and her gift to me is teaching me how to cook it. My siblings will gift concert/play/show tickets to me and I'll give them a ticket for their gift. At the end of the day, I don't really value small gifts as much but I've gotten to spend so much extra time with my family and friends this way and it means so much more than just a Rubik's cube or expensive dildo.
Give menorahs and you'll never have to shop for Christmas gifts for those people ever again...
ingots of silver.. You collect precious metals (money)
I used to be the gift card king, but then someone just frankly told me how lame they are, so I stopped. Here are some ideas:
-almost anything from Spencer's Gifts (just be aware that 99% of that store is NSFW) -assorted snacks -a Man Crate or Bro Basket -a dessert wine (switch it up from the standard bottle of whatever) -an assortment of craft beers (they have a "make your own six pack" at Whole Foods) -handmade soap -an assortment of hot sauces -novelty toilet paper with whichever politician your buddy hates on it
a charitable donation to The Human Fund - money for people
A gift certificate to a massage parlor that does rub and tugs.
magnets, gasoline (to sniff), spaghetti
a bottle of gin for Ricky, a new outfit for Randy, and a prison sentence for Julian
This site has a really great collection of awesome Christmas gift ideas: https://secure.link/OdtvUVNn Perfect education tools for youngsters in the family. This site also has some neat unique gift items, though you can also order some of them from Amazon: https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
2 lapdances at your local ballet.
Just found this website, I want to buy everything. http://www.tipsyelves.com/</a">TIPSY ELVES
Submitting a gift wish list is for children and instragram whores. Tell them to donate to a specific charity
If they are not willing to do that, ask for blankets from target or target gift cards and donate all the shit you receive to a local charity.
Or adopt a family in need http://mendpoverty.org/get-involved/the-mend-christmas-program http://www.apch.org/get-involved/adopt-a-family/ http://www.salvationarmy-socal.org/southern-california/adopt-a-family
A Christmas list is for children and instagram whores? Do you literally have no one that cares about you and would buy you a gift? You also don't ever buy gifts for anyone else? Sounds like a pretty sad existence.
I am actually fairly charitable and I'm sure that many can find ways to be charitable while also purchasing a gift of ~.0005% of their salary (literally). Actually, if you read above I responded to another posted that I've told my family to just donate the money, but since they care about me they want to get me a gift or two.
Consumables (mostly food) are my go to. I have no clue if Uncle Steve will like that pair of jeans, or that office decoration, or certain clothing stores. What I do know is him, my aunts, my cousins, and about 99% of the known world will down $20 of fudge with a smile on their face, and a $40 Amazon gift card isn't going to go unused.
My parents' gift to the kids has been cash for the last few years because my mom took notice that we never wear the clothes she bought. I usually go all out on Black Friday deals and then wrap them around Christmas and "use" their cash as that gift. It's tough for parents and adult kids shopping for each other when, as someone else said, you have everything you want/need already.
My mom has gotten to the point where if she buys me any clothing the receipt is right in the box and she takes zero offense if it gets returned because we never wear the clothes she buys either. However, she just can't get herself to give cash.
It's tough because she's trying to be nice and get something personal, but when there is literally nothing I want she has no chance.
Not sure if this has been mentioned already, but I will always get my dad some cigars. Occasionally a box but if not ill hand pick a couple of nice ones.
do hookers and drug dealers sell gift cards?
There's some great small gift ideas on this list http://www.mrbrownguy.com/10-creative-white-elephant-gift-ideas/</a">creative white elephant gift ideas. Best of luck!
I would try for some blood diamonds.
What's the best holiday gift you've ever received? (Originally Posted: 12/27/2016)
Now that most of us have received and most likely torn open our holiday presents, it's time to evaluate them in a historical context. What's the best holiday gift you've ever received? Did this year's presents live up to your expectations?
What the fuck is this? This isn't your fifth grade playground bro
Great Xmas Gift for the Ibanker! (Originally Posted: 12/22/2010)
I just saw this.... I think its ideal for anybody that is in banking.
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/12/22/office-bed-chair/
Seriously, would there be anything better than an office bed chair?
Only thing better would be a pizza oven-hooker-keg
You mean a female bartender?
...chair.
I've got a bad back and have to sit down sometimes.
Regards
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i wish that naps were acceptable. I get soooo groggy after lunch. I try to eat two smaller lunches but it isn't usually possible.
All I want for Christmas is... (Originally Posted: 12/04/2016)
For all of you monkeys out there, both naughty and nice, what do you have your eye on this holiday season?
Are you gonna deliver if I tell you?
For a fellow Commercial Banker of course, gotta look out for ourselves out here.
A 4K TV
I actually got one of those OLED ones recently, i wish i could say i wasn't still obsessed with it, but it's still dope as shit.
A recount....
quiet you whiny liberal.
It would be funny if they did a recount and it turned out Trump actually got more votes
A drone, even though I might get bored of it after a few months...
A brand new camera and microphone to make some YouTube videos.
finance related stuff or just blowing off steam? either way I-and i'm sure numerous others on this site- would be interested.
We are waiting.
What kind of videos - RE focused? I want a Fujifilm mirrorless camera for regular street photogrpahy/carry camera
You can be like the former GS analyst who has huge tits and plays the guitar
All I want is one single WSOP Main Event bracelet.
I'm going bald, but I still want to be hip...
https://www.amazon.com/Clip-Instant-Man-Bun-Brown/dp/B017TPQDVI?th=1
PLEASE SANTA
also a shake weight so I can be more like Fear The Bulge
Full disclosure I've voted for you the last two years, but this might be the best post I've seen from you thus far, and on my own thread no less haha, happy holidays ya filthy animal.
steak
You animal.
An Aston DB11 would be awesome, it is pure R rated porn
R rated porn?
A girlfriend... She doesn't even need to be that hot! At this point, I'm willing to compromise on pretty much everything. The only deal breakers I can even think of are: continuing to post support for Bernie Sanders on FB months after his failed nomination, previously having been a dude at anytime in her (his / her? - I don't think I'll ever understand LGBTQ+-/\?>&% genders) life or not showering / shaving her legs and underarms on a regular basis.
....Sadly, my 3 deal breakers disqualify 99% of Bay Area girls.
To be fair, #1's what's doing the damage for you. Get rid of that and there are dozens of girls who fit your profile.
A Bugatti Chiron and a house in the French Riviera.
And while we're at it, I'll take a private jet and homes in Switzerland and London as well.
meet the hottest chick im WSO, cmon ladies i have lots of monnies
a jewb, though at this point I might as well start on my own.
Am I the only one that wants a mature, hungry black woman?
Preach
ok monkeys if you insists on being sentimental i want to see my ex one last time smiling i want to relive our last happy moment
To sit down with the CFP Committee and find out what the hell they were smoking when they made their decision for this year's bowl games. I really want to know what went into how they made their selection. My own bias aside, I really want to know what goes into their thought process. I think it would be a huge insight into the minds of some brilliant folks (Dr. Condoleezza Rice), some angry folks (Barry Alvarez), and the idiots who make up the rest of the committee. Plus, I would have loved to be in the room last night just to listen to their conversation because, as a College Football fan, it would have been brilliant to listen and watch.
What would you have changed? I thought the top 4 was fair.
Well, for starters, I don't think Washington deserved to be in the Top 4. I would have put in Penn State or, god forbid, Oklahoma over Washington. The Non-conference schedule being ranked 127, especially when compared to Ohio State and Penn State alongside the Rutgers game (the only point of comparison between the three teams), was a huge ding in my book. At the same time, mind you, Penn State lost by 3 to Pitt, who beat Clemson, and Iowa, which should be at 17 in the CFP with wins over Nebraska and Michigan as opposed to LSU's 7-4, who lost to an unranked Auburn, which gives Penn State the edge over Washington. And for anyone who says what about the UM game? That's when the eye test needs to be applied, because a significant number of players were injured that game, which should be factored in. If I could only pick one Big 10 team, the decision goes to Penn State, pushing them to Nr. 4 and dropping OSU to 5. The head to head record and conference championship points should be enough, and Urban Meyer putting Penn State as 4th in the coaches poll, after this weekend, says something - but I can acknowledge that Ohio State is a good, albeit one dimensional, team. I'm also not happy that Clemson got ranked above Ohio State, but that's because I don't think Clemson is worthy of the Number 2 spot, especially when you compare them to Ohio State, but that's small fries.
And then there's the bowl games... Bama will get a bye week playing Washington. Washington will not win that game. If they played Penn State, however, I think Bama would lose. If Bama won, it would be a very close game, within 3 points. I suppose the consolation prize is knowing that The Grand Daddy of Them All, the Rose Bowl, is going to have what should be the best game of the Bowl Season. Penn State/USC will be a great match up.
To be able to persuade my fuck buddy into having a three way
To have a girlfriend who is a 7+, nice/caring, relatable and somewhat smart. All I want lads
What are you asking to get for Christmas? (Originally Posted: 12/18/2013)
My list includes: -iPod -A couple old NBA jerseys: Grant Hill Pistons, Robert Horry Rockets, Bobby Hurley Kings -new pair of Vans -Books: Sports Gene, David and Goliath, Personal Foul -NBA 2K14 for Xbox
You're a grown ass man.
Coloring books A Jump Rope Legos
What about Hanukkah?
a job
I knew I wasn't crazy in thinking too many kids were joining this site
I'm hanging on while I still can.
A bonus.
Easy-breezy-beautiful-bad-bitches
Socks man. Can never have enough socks.
I have a drawer for my socks that's about a cubic foot. I find myself digging through the balled-up sock pairs to find a specific pair I'm looking for. And then, some will come unballed and I have stray socks. When the quantity of unballed socks comes to critical mass, the entire sock drawer must be re-organized.
Then, if I don't wear athletic socks or dress socks for a laundry cycle, I have to throw all of the dress socks onto my bed to get to the athletic socks. Looking for wool socks at the first snow? Forget about it.
I want a sock organizer for Christmas. And to never lose a single sock in the laundry again. Let them go in pairs if they must so I never have to know.
For blastoise to come back
Bobby Hurley paraphernalia goes full circle: past ironic and right back to lame.
That being said, besides the vans, I like your style. But I buy it myself.
I'm looking to get a new Patagonia, a decent leather watch, some cologne, and a substantial sum of money for Spring Break in Punta Cana this March.
A new reputation.
(PS -- I don't celebrate Christmas, but it's worth a shot)
thicker skin
CHRISTMAS GIFTS HELP (Originally Posted: 12/08/2016)
Be a generous soul and please help me decide what to get my family members for Christmas! My mom and dad are mid-forties and my sister is 13. My parents always say they don't want anything, but this year I'm determined to gift them something (especially because they're paying for my college tuition.) Does anyone here have suggestions for something nice which a college student can afford? I'd be happy to give advice to others as well! Right now I'm thinking: tie for dad, necklace for mom, cash for sister.
Thank you everyone in advance.
Give them a refund check on your college tuition.
Maybe a few years from now, because that would be quite a present.
Check out this list of http://www.mrbrownguy.com/10-creative-white-elephant-gift-ideas/</a">creative white elephant gift ideas. You can get your mom the plant - they love nurturing things and caring for them, and she'll think of you every time she waters it. You could possibly get your dad the mug for work, or even the beer kit! Good luck.
That coffee mug is hilarious haha thanks!
if your sister is hip, get her a band t shirt, those seem to be all the rage. just don't get her a band that she's never heard/has no interest in (like kendall jenner wearing a Slayer shirt). you could also never go wrong with white vans for teenagers. downside is those are $50.
if your dad likes seinfeld, get him the #1 dad shirt with the #1 dad mug. tervis tumblers are also good (fave sports team an obvious winner here).
for your mom, succulents are a good idea, low maintenance, visually appealing, and it's always visible so she'll think of you when she talks about it. also essential oil diffuser could be nice. women like smelling nice things, and those things are only like $20.
Thanks so much! My sister is very hipster, so vans or the shirt would work. A mug for dad and maybe perfume for mom sound great as well.
What do you want for Christmas? (Originally Posted: 12/03/2017)
Title says it all, what are you guys asking to get for Christmas? (From wife / husband, parents, etc.) Trying to think of something better to ask for than clothes or money...
dr_mantistoboggan_MD, shame nobody has responded. Maybe one of these topics will help:
More suggestions...
Fingers crossed that one of those helps you.
What SHOULD I want for Christmas??? (Originally Posted: 12/06/2010)
ok... my folks and the girlfriend are getting on my case about my lack of ideas for what I want for xmas... part of it is I really dont NEED anything and have been living relatively paycheck to paycheck for the last 6 months, therefore creating an atmosphere of frugality on my own behalf.
However, my folks are middle income and my gf will be a MD in May, and they want to get me a couple nice gifts.
So far all I can come up with is a nice new Pewter Flask, and The Big Short/The McKinsey Way books...
So, if you were in my shoes, what would you want?? Just trying to get some ideas here... thanks in advance.
What do you do professionally? A new suit perhaps? A new coat? Shoes?
Trying to crack into a consulting or finance internship. I dont really need a new suit, I have 5... maybe solid shoes. Thats an idea.
Any other ideas?
You really are a dingleberry. Send all of your unwanted gifts to me.
A nice duffel coat or a new leather work bag perhaps....
Ask your gf to get you an internship.
Ties, no one ever has enough.
-porsche 911 turbo -an apartment to set a mistress up in -cigars -art -booze -shoes -ties
done.
oh, also make sure you have all the james bond and the transporter movies.
I'm in the same boat (it basically happens to me every year).
My ideas are: - shoes - cigars - watch
How the hell do you have a gf MD and you are trying to get internships?
In this instance, is MD supposed to be Managing Director or Medical Doctor? The latter would make a lot more sense considering where you are in your own career, but the former would mean that you could ask for some baller ass gifts and they'd be reasonably attainable.
Seems like it has to be that he's dating a soon to be doctor, but I suppose posting in this forum would require spelling out anything that's not banking related
Hahha you are "dating an MD" and currently looking for an internship. You lose troll.
A tax cut extension?
Well considering you're in a banking forum MD is not a doctor.
As for those who think she can buy him anything because she's a doctor, she's likely making as much as a first year analyst with 3x the debt.
I'd personally just tell her to surprise you.
Otherwise, I'm a sucker for electronics....
Kindle iPad Some good speakers or headphone
Non-electronics... the Liberator cushion
sorry guys. my bad. yes shes going to be a Doctor... i apologize. and yeah, shes got mortgage sized debt. but its guaranteed at least 6 figures to start, so that helps.
If she was a finance world MD, id be asking for A) a job, B) finish paying off my car loan and C) a weekend suite at the Liberty Hotel.
Thanks for some ideas. I originaly thought of iPad.. hmm... wasnt sure how practicle id be though. I have a Macbook Pro, and an Itouch, along with a pc... wtf would i do with it!? haha
Why does xmas get harder as you get older. Hell, as a kid, all i wanted was toys, video game systems, and tickets to baseball/football games
Ask for a sticky pad with ten pieces of paper. Each sheet written by her say "I promise to...", leaves a space, and then ends with her signature at the bottom (if it makes you feel better they can have a 6 month expiration date)
here's an idea for the first sticky....
http://www.amazon.com/365-Sex-Positions-Steamy-Erotic/dp/1569757194/ref…
and
http://www.amazon.com/Steel-Fuzzy-Black-Furry-Handcuffs/dp/B0010VTTTQ/r…
Thank me with SBs.
Silver Banana for you, sir!
Lol. Love this.
Get an iPad. I have a MBP/iPhone too but the iPad is very useful as something in between. Just my opinion.
I like Gekko's coupon idea. I did that with my property (girlfriend) and it works wonders. Just have some that say stuff like "I will give you an hour of silence" stuff like that and make sure you hide them so they don't "accidentally" get thrown away.
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