Never mind my username. I found a roommate, did my two year IB analyst stint and peaced to the buy side.
Sipping a few (several) Busch lattes about to head to office Xmas holiday party after a grueling week of LBO modeling and generally spending time in the EBITDA salt mines. Anyone have any legendary office Xmas party stories to share heading into the holidays?
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Last year bought this cute red Peace sweater for a female MD in my department. All was good until I wore this green sweater to the Holiday Party and chaos ensued.
That's a mad lad move
My sweater for this year:
Xmas isn't a time for fighting.
Work said we've got $20 a head for our xmas event. The boss put us up on the 40th floor of his place for in the in the Ritz residences xmas since it was zero dollar cost.
We used to rent out Le District
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Busch latte gang
My buddy made out with his 2nd date (who takes a 2nd date to a company party?) on the dance floor. He left the company shortly after.
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